A family walks into the office of a talent agent, looking for representation. There's a father and a mother, three children (a boy of about fourteen, a girl of about eight and a little baby boy that couldn't be older than two years old) and the family's even brought along their dog.

"So, show me your act." The talent agent says.

"I'll do one better than that," the father replies, "I'll SHOW you our act."

The father hits play on a tape player that he's brought along, and a song begins to play. The family, save for the dog and the baby, stand in a line and bow their heads, so much so that their bodies are in the shape of a horseshoe if viewed from the side. The talent agent is viewing them from the front however, and sees as they rise up that the men have managed to unzip their pants with their mouths and take hold of their cocks with their own mouths and are slowly stretching them out as they rise further and further. The women have reached under their skirts and grabbed the ends of tampon strings in their mouths and as they rise have removed a bloodied tampon each from their vaginas. "But the girl is surely too young to have begun menstruation?" thinks the talent agent, when he notices that the girl hasn't been bleeding because of anything natural, rather she has something up there, something so huge that it is causing her insides to rupture. A pair of aged human hands, covered in glitter, shoots out from the small girl's vagina and begin to do jazz hands as the two girls spin their tampons around to the beat of the music like a pair of bloodied tassels. The two males are still stretching their own genitals with their teeth, when suddenly a synchronized snap rings through the room as the father and son's penises tear off in unison. They join in the tassel-esque swinging motion with the ladies as the jazz hands protruding from the daughter's vagina reach out more and become full length arms, at which point they begin doing "the monkey". The two men walk into centre stage, penis tassels still swinging, and the baby crawls up underneath them. In a death defying leap, the baby does a backflip up to meet the level of the penis tassels and in one smooth motion ties the two bloodied, swinging ends together in a sailor's knot. The dog now leaps into the air, as if in slow motion, and lands perfectly on the two tied penises, which act as a tightrope for the daring acrobatics show about to be performed. Flip after flip, the dog bounces on the penis tightrope like a Russian ballerina, and slowly begins to shed his fur. As this is going on, the arms protruding from the daughter's vagina have reached out more and suddenly a fully grown man in his mid 40's plops out. Uncle has joined the show! Completely naked and, like his hands, covered in glitter, Uncle leaps onto the penis tightrope with the now completely furless and slightly larger dog who, the talent scout notices, is transforming into Michael J Fox a la Teen Wolf. The two women, on the outer edges of the performance, tampon tassels still swinging, begin to shit all over the stage and run in a figure 8 around the two men, creating an infinity sign that, in the show, represents the infinite possibilities available to us if we sort out racism. The baby leaps into the arms of the now fully transformed and naked Michael J Fox, who begins to shake the baby like a castanet for obvious reasons. Ladies swinging bloodied tampons in their mouths and skating a river of shit, men standing steadfast with blood gushing from where their genitals once were, and now holding their knotted penises between their teeth, upon which Michael J Fox and Uncle dance the Charleston, naked and glittery, with baby being shaken like a thirteen year old shakes a bottle of diet Coke full of Mentos, they simultaneously fall to their knees, throw their hands in the air and begin to pant. The show is over.

The talent agent is stunned. "What...what in the world do you call an act like that?" He asks.

The family, all together, reply "...