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Help us find more North American English speakers for an online linguistics study on dialects by jhsieh12in linguistics

[–]schwibbity 1 point2 points ago

Another Arkansan? On r/linguistics? Awesome!

Help us find more North American English speakers for an online linguistics study on dialects by jhsieh12in linguistics

[–]schwibbity 3 points4 points ago

Little Rock, Arkansas represented.

Really trying to break into the Chicago scene and need some help starting to play shows. by lerxstlifesonin chicagomusicscene

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

Persistence and patience are key! Don't e-mail them every day or anything, but keep at it.

Really trying to break into the Chicago scene and need some help starting to play shows. by lerxstlifesonin chicagomusicscene

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

Reggie's is probably a good place to start, then.

I know you guys hate this, but I need to get word out by iGotChubs4Youin chicago

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

/r/chicagomusicscene

Nine-year-old’s lunch blog shames school into making changes | Grist by Scottamain politics

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

In Arkansas it's legally both!

(spoiler book 5) DAE Root for Stannis by staggerl33in asoiaf

[–]schwibbity 1 point2 points ago

Manifest Dany

I would like to congratulate you on your wit. Although I do think "Manifest Daenerys" sounds better -- fits the meter of "manifest destiny," and at least with the way I pronounce Daenerys, is a partial rhyme.

So they were packing up books in the school library and someone has written this... by fishiesareawesomein books

[–]schwibbity 2 points3 points ago

I think it would have been much more subtle and clever to write a "4" before the "54ºF." Obtuse reference to Bradbury ftw.

The Great Gatsby - Official Trailer by Pigs_On_The_Wingin videos

[–]schwibbity 3 points4 points ago

Do it. I couldn't make it through in high school, but I really enjoyed it as an adult (although Grapes of Wrath is my favorite never-got-to-in-high-school read).

[SEND] Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max [WANT] An Abundance of Katherines by John Green. by Full_Of_Winin bookexchange

[–]schwibbity 1 point2 points ago

I am pretty sure that notion is accepted as indisputable amongst academic linguists.

I usually don't like puns, but I found this hilarious by IsThisWhereANameGoesin funny

[–]schwibbity 2 points3 points ago

That was brilliant, and for once I'm glad to have bothered reading a buried comment. Sad that it got buried though.

Reddit, I need your most overtly sexual pick up lines as fast as possible. by Patrick_Himselfin AskReddit

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure lion males ejaculate very, very quickly.

A friend of mine found this on her car... by Justgot_herein WTF

[–]schwibbity 1 point2 points ago

Most people who get tattoos don't consider them defacement.

Mother of god... by Spontaneous_Questionin pics

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

I'd say r/asoiaf is much more for book readers than not, especially considering the level of spoilers in pretty much every post there. R/gameofthrones, however, is fair game for the shoe-only crowd.

(Possible spoilers ALL) You become a character in the ASOIAF universe. Your character is based entirely on whoever's first name is closest to your own. Who are you? by secretpicklein asoiaf

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

I reckon I'd be Marillion. Fits pretty well: I'm a musician, and iirc he had long golden locks. I just need to stay the fuck away from crazy women and the men manipulating them.

Saudi Arabia bans use of English, Gregorian calendar by RaphaeIin worldnews

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention New Zealand, South Africa, Jamaica, etc.

What child names make you instantly lose respect for the parent when you hear it? by KimJongUnoin AskReddit

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you Legolas is an awesome name.

What child names make you instantly lose respect for the parent when you hear it? by KimJongUnoin AskReddit

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

Where I'm from there's a college named after a gentleman called Philander Smith. Not sure his parents knew what that meant.

Average net worth of Americans under the age of 35: $3662 by EthicalReasoningin politics

[–]schwibbity 4 points5 points ago

Wasn't Medicare Part D a plan of G.W. Bush's devising? We all know what a dirty liberal he was.

Son lost his ipod touch at Fox River Mall tonight 5/15. He's 10 and bought it with his own money :( by ifindthishumerusin wisconsin

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

Cincinnati has Bengals (a type of Tiger).

Billionaire Venture Capitalist Gave A TED Talk Saying Rich People Don't Create Jobs — And TED Is Refusing To Post It by igonjukjain politics

[–]schwibbity 1 point2 points ago

Concurrent.

Asian kid does an ingenious rap song in 11 different accents! by echopathin videos

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

Because I don't know whether or not, say, Sri Lankan accents sound anything like Indian accents. And you're misreading my intent.

Asian kid does an ingenious rap song in 11 different accents! by echopathin videos

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

India is in South Asia.

Asian kid does an ingenious rap song in 11 different accents! by echopathin videos

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

Well it was not a particularly good Boston accent. Seemed to be a generic northeast thing.

Asian kid does an ingenious rap song in 11 different accents! by echopathin videos

[–]schwibbity 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome.

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