And now we wait..

SnipsLOLz · 2012-05-25T04:41:14.225729+00:00

Where the hell are these called spodies? I only know it as Jungle Juice.

Accidentus · 2012-05-25T04:29:12.755521+00:00

Zipperhead

bembo · 2012-05-24T15:07:56.910341+00:00

As in, imaginary. I think you still missed it.

bembo · 2012-05-24T14:47:02.600661+00:00

Last real President

I knew Obama was too good to be true.

I do believe the joke was that Obama isn't real, and most people missed it.

annfranksloft · 1 day

Except the color doesn't work at all, and it looks like it's going to eat his armpit.

jcvogt12 · 2 days

Better than pregnant,.

Saarrex · 3 days

They aren't real $2 bills. ಠ_ಠ

becomingalargecat · 5 days

You dont need to have an orgasm for semen to come out. (Most common example, precum). An enlarged prostate would be more noticeable with other associated symptoms (such as difficulty urinating). He stated it wasn't an issue before nofap, so it's probably nothing.

becomingalargecat · 5 days

So, you're getting a prostate massage by your poo. ಠ_ಠ

torsojones · 5 days

You're over-thinking a lot of this, also you're mostly wrong. If you're genuinely centered and confident, it maters little what you say, but how it's delivered. Body language, etc.

The point of the post is to encourage people to take a shot. Confidence will build.

lessfear · 5 days

What about just the tip?

DarkestShade · 5 days

fill it with other stuff ಠ_ಠ

DarkestShade · 6 days

Well it's pretty excessive imho, the file-sizes vs what you're doing. I didn't need HD to get off, just the stimulus. Plus yeah, a common critique is stretchmarks and the like. In reality, I think seeing that one missed hair around an asshole or especially the razor burn in HD....a bit of a turn off haha

DarkestShade · 6 days

Haha no triggering, I'd say I had 200-250gb before downloading methods became faster/easier. In the beginning, it was just niche stuff that I liked and wasn't as easy to come across as it is now. But, as JohnMcClaneus said, it became a search for more and newer. (Edit: Time-wise, exponential growth. Initially it was low quality wmv's from paysites that I had got passwords for, and that took years, then it became easier to download, and larger files existed. I never went to HD, because HD porn is pretty gross.)

Our university had an internal filesharing network, and I began to run a separate account dedicated to porn. I wanted to keep it separate from people who knew me. So when new, interesting, hot, or just plain bizarre stuff was released, I'd grab it and share it. None of it was fully watched. The benefit was, it became like my own individual tube site. So much content, and there was some specificity toward what I liked. ಠ_ಠ

DarkestShade · 6 days

150GB? That's weak.

I had 1TB.

had

All deleted. It is exhilarating, liberating, and terrifying.

Now, avoid the tubes.

10101010101010101011 · 6 days

Just going to say, in the past I've also brought home girls and failed because of ED and lost all confidence. Never had an orgasm with a girl. But...then I found a way around it.

I had tried viagra as well (thanks dad?), but always found it difficult to time it, without a steady gf. (No confidence in the sex department doesn't help you get a gf haha)

Eventually, I focused on the girl (improved my finger technique, then oral) and they were happy and satisfied (but they all wanted to make me cum. [I love the selflessness! but, it was so frustrating!]). Finally, with a little confidence gained from making them happy, I was relaxed enough and did some assisted masturbation. Had them lick the balls, then a bit of the gooch while I fap'd away, and finally was able to orgasm. Everyone was pretty satisfied. At the very least, this built up my confidence to the point where I wouldn't shy away from sex because I felt like I couldn't do anything. So more opportunities came.

irawwwr · 7 days

That. Just. Happened.

as much as this. fb. post. happened.

(That means it didn't happen.)

maip23 · 7 days

Well alright then, carry on!

I'm too much of a gigantic pussy

....we already knew by the picture.

maip23 · 7 days

Did you really steal that sign? As a taxpayer in Massachusetts, Fuck you! If not, carry on vagina man.

N64all · 8 days

Two right you are, good sir!

mermaidhairnoocares · 8 days

The 3 posts above made me harder than anything I've ever read on reddit

FTFY

mei9ji · 8 days

TIL Redbox is atheist.

EtherGnat · 10 days

I find myself wanting to eat ALL THE THINGS after a good lift. :\

gajano · 10 days

After the first film, it must have been golden ice cream.

gajano · 10 days

Yes; however, according to the big bird effect, Iron Man 2 was a guaranteed blockbuster to bring in the cash. So even with a pay cut, he would likely make more than a small time movie.

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Last real President

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