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So my dad made a comic and told me to post it... by ozzymustainein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]octaneN 1 point2 points ago

love the moustache!

Giving away CS:GO Beta in a giveaway. by James332233in gaming

[–]octaneN 0 points1 point ago

I am SO in!

Comfort zone by octaneNin carporn

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This is a long wheel base S350 4Matic, full options.

the fact that I had to explain my halloween costume made me want new friends. by thatchickmaggiein pics

[–]octaneN 85 points86 points ago

not sure if boy or girl.

See ya later, copper! by J0nesyin gifs

[–]octaneN 14 points15 points ago

That's not a Prius. It's a Mercedes-Benz C-Class Sportcoupé. Now called CLC.

How a small decision changed world history. (History Rage) by lemeontopin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]octaneN 42 points43 points ago

I guess he did nazi that coming.

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 1 point2 points ago

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One of those bonuses i can enjoy. Watching all the important FC Bayern matches from the vip lounges. :-)

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

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German Autobahn at about 6am on a sunday morning.

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  • 372km/h (231mph) in a
  • Bugatti Veyron
  • i have several cars to chose from

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Yes.

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I am German.

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I once drove 5 hours in order to get some nail polish for the wife.

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I want my guests to like me, so i enjoy having a conversation with them. This should be one of the things i am good at.

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Most cars have a GPS satnav. I always take a look at the route before taking off. Good reason for owning an iPad.

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[–]octaneN[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Never has anyone criticised my way of driving, so there is no need to tell me how fast to go. I know what time we have to be there and we will make it in time. Always. I got pulled over several times, but it always was some bored cops checking for alcohol. Usually they let you go when you tell them you got guests in the car.

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 13 points14 points ago

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iPhone, iPad with VLC and some movies, magazines. If you have the chance to leave the site, go get yourself some starbucks.

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Not a single one.

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[–]octaneN[S] 11 points12 points ago

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it is the office of the company i work for, yes. Not fucking anything up is part of not touching the girls in the office.

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[–]octaneN[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Finding a job as a driver isn't very difficult. Most of the bigger limousine companys are desperate for drivers and may even give you a chance without any real job experience. Check out what sort of tests you have to do in wherever you are from to acquire the license for transporting people. Get a nice suit, a proper haircut and the ability to properly talk to your guests. Most drivers suck because theyre simply not very good in interacting with their guests. People have to like you if you want to be good. My mother could drive anyone around, so you will need some sort of determination and will to be good at this. No weekends, day and night work, no alcohol, no time for girls...

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I am not from England.

IAmA professional chauffeur of celebrities and billionaires for over 5 years. AMA by octaneNin IAmA

[–]octaneN[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Love your country, love your roads, hate the speed limits.

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