He took my iPad; I took his photo. If you can tell me who he is I will give you $100. Help me catch this scumbag, Reddit!

ohlordnotthisagain · 2012-05-25T04:21:04.477746+00:00

THIS POST IS RACIST

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T04:19:55.456321+00:00

I love the monarchy. What a sensible idea: put the most noble and intelligent people in charge. Far too mature for a democracy to understand, but we'll try anyway.

Shroomhead93 · 2012-05-25T04:18:07.751693+00:00

POSTING NU-METAL IS LIKE SAYING "DAD RAPED ME, AND DID A POOR JOB, SO I'M TRAPPED IN PERPETUAL SEXUAL INDEFINITION WHICH I HAVE MISTAKENLY ASSOCIATED WITH FRUSTRATION AND IMPOTENCE"

-I-

Kamaroth · 2012-05-25T04:16:52.493287+00:00

Anything Slayer did live in 1985.

Intrinsic3141 · 2012-05-25T04:15:58.353209+00:00

Tough competition.

RhymesWithEloquent · 2012-05-25T04:15:46.036395+00:00

Negativa?

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T04:15:36.117945+00:00

If you have a black metal project that's functional, PM me and I'll pass along the demo.

RhymesWithEloquent · 2012-05-25T04:14:21.676877+00:00

Yes, but that's like shooting fish in a barrel. Listening to my ass after a night of tacos is better than newer Cryptopsy. Shit, I'd rather listen to C-SPAN.

RhymesWithEloquent · 2012-05-25T04:13:42.570498+00:00

They don't put riffs together the way a death metal band does; they're much more structured like a meso-prog band like Rush or Pink Floyd. I don't think they're bad. I like most of what Nile has done. But it's not death metal, at least not compositionally.

RhymesWithEloquent · 2012-05-25T01:59:55.613152+00:00

What would have happened if Vag Vikernes had not become controlled by Russian neo-Nazis and then Plastic Head.
How good Morbid Angel would have been if David Vincent had not flaked out;
If Gorguts had just kept going in the direction of Obscura, instead of becoming turdacious metalcore... how cool it would have been.
What it would be like to get raped by Vader.

Intrinsic3141 · 2012-05-25T01:58:48.698579+00:00

Antti Bowman (guitarist) is now in Jess and the Ancient Ones.

Intrinsic3141 · 2012-05-25T01:58:06.479938+00:00

THE BEST TECHNICAL DEATH METAL EVER

RhymesWithEloquent · 2012-05-25T01:57:33.970032+00:00

They'd still be a metalcore (NOT DEATH METAL) band ;)

RhymesWithEloquent · 2012-05-25T01:57:07.326388+00:00

Agreed completely on the second one. He just needed a serious vacation.

RhymesWithEloquent · 2012-05-25T01:56:39.281650+00:00

I like Nile, I just think they're not really death metal. More like heavy metal with an Egyptian theme played heavy.

Aztaroth · 2012-05-25T01:54:43.773589+00:00

I do it. Every day.

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T01:50:18.305126+00:00

Cool, will check 'em out.

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T01:50:00.946178+00:00

Good point. Vesperian Sorrow have been around for a long time, sort of like a Dimmu Borgir/Ulver crossover with US heavy metal riffs.

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T01:49:33.058949+00:00

I also have played a Telecaster through a Pignose, but I prefer Gibsons.

mayonesa · 2012-05-25T01:49:11.280630+00:00

Heh! No, I don't play drums :) But I know some truly great Austin drummers.

advillious · 2012-05-25T01:47:30.148953+00:00

Click? Way too mainstream.

I only use Gopher.

mayonesa · 2012-05-24T21:37:15.441839+00:00

Good find.

http://www.myspace.com/malasuerte

mayonesa · 2012-05-24T21:36:30.080194+00:00

Four years ago, it was "Vinlander BM" so we're moving... somewhere.

mayonesa · 2012-05-24T21:20:24.696135+00:00

It's a polite term for hipster stoner metal.

Aha, I see. I like that. Maybe I can use a parallel term and call USBM "bear metal."

Aztaroth · 2012-05-24T20:23:30.183356+00:00

Another good source for NYC metal information:

Zeke Dundon, NYC Metal Examiner

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