DAE think /r/circlejerk has become one big circlejerk?

navysilk · 2012-05-25T02:40:11.818975+00:00

Their reasoning was that "women can get pregnant and so they're more aware of the consequences, and men can't get pregnant so there are fewer consequences for them."

Because fuck logic, that's why.

hate_tank · 2012-05-25T00:54:11.020433+00:00

This post is the 2%.

chryllis · 2012-05-24T20:50:07.818104+00:00

I've never seen anyone get in trouble for it, I don't think it was really an issue, everyone just left them to sleep. If they were sleeping in a place where they were in the way, or it was a health and safety hazard, they'd probably do something, but otherwise I don't think anyone really minded.

chryllis · 2012-05-24T20:11:24.625286+00:00

The70th....

Your genius is showing.

chryllis · 2012-05-24T19:53:07.749358+00:00

As someone who's worked in an airport, I can confirm that people do this a lot.

auntie_nora · 2012-05-24T19:44:47.089688+00:00

He was an arab? The actor who played him might be, but I don't think the show ever stated that he was an arab.

auntie_nora · 2012-05-24T19:13:27.072726+00:00

Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?

It's set in the future.

haddock420 · 2012-05-24T18:17:55.239937+00:00

Unless the punishment is account deletion, which is usually the case.

Clayburn · 2012-05-24T18:12:46.057402+00:00

I really hope you're wrong about how easily parents would be willing to murder their children. Like, really.

Clayburn · 2012-05-24T18:04:59.071657+00:00

What about couples who lose their child in an accident? Don't they deserve to have a chance at having another child?

haddock420 · 2012-05-24T17:51:24.545827+00:00

Aren't there lots of different engines with different settings though?

How would you know which engine they're using to match their moves to? Or would you just try it with lots of different engines to see if they're using any of them?

haddock420 · 2012-05-24T16:58:30.092509+00:00

Yeah, plus most of his stuff is genuinely done through mental feats. If you watch his live shows or his early TV shows on channel 4, there's a lot of stuff in there that couldn't have been done with just stooges or editing.

Experiment627 · 2012-05-24T08:17:21.970712-07:00

They'll find some dirt and dust under the seat and claim they found "shake".

juliovega914 · 2012-05-24T08:07:47.838826-07:00

His alarm clock makes him solve 10 quadratic equations before he can shut off the alarm.

sullen_ole_geezer · 2012-05-24T15:04:40.711808+00:00

It must be fun up there on your high horse.

jhonkas · 2012-05-24T14:41:56.729855+00:00

Also, when people get really obvious tattoos.

"What did he look like?"

"He was about 5'7, white, and he had a big tattoo of a gun on his forehead."

sullen_ole_geezer · 2012-05-24T13:57:53.178477+00:00

Really? I thought that episode was pretty good.

GoodLuckLetsFuck · 2012-05-24T06:56:31.854742-07:00

Losing a taco would be equally as bad.

Robinoo · 2012-05-24T13:39:36.412085+00:00

I read this in David Mitchell's voice.

haddock420 · 2012-05-24T13:28:06.634058+00:00

Sadly, Derren does (or at least, has in the past) use stooges.

It was revealed that his Russian Roulette trick was done with stooges. Really disappointing, but he's still a great entertainer.

Bonerachieved · 2012-05-24T13:15:33.080796+00:00

He was probably just browsing reddit stoned and didn't realize what he was doing.

"Oh man, this reddit post is awesome. I should totally post this to reddit."

haddock420 · 2012-05-24T12:16:42.747400+00:00

I always figured it'd be really easy to cheat at online chess.

All you'd have to do is set up a game against a computer at the same time and play your opponents moves against the computer and play the computer's moves against your opponent.

Not that I cheat at chess or anything, but it occured to me a while ago that it wouldn't be that hard. I wonder how chess sites protect against this kind of cheating. I can't see how you'd be able to detect it.

egothelivingplanet · 1 day

Those look like some tasty nugs.

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