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What do you all think of the proposal of a men's center at Simon Fraser University? by schnuffsin SRSDiscussion

[–]enocenip 1 point2 points ago

Ha! The way you banned that dude was awesome! Way to go sister!

Whats the most fucked up game your friends play? by GoodLuckLetsFuckin AskReddit

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

Midland?

Atheists and scientists have no answer for the beginning of life. by JesusChrist316in DebateAnAtheist

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

Well you may not have been serious, but I think you were right. You should be well informed before you have a debate on a topic.

Atheists and scientists have no answer for the beginning of life. by JesusChrist316in DebateAnAtheist

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

But I have read the entire Bible, many times. Along with other religious texts. In fact I have a good chunk of the Tao Te Ching memorized. Before you can make an informed decision on anything you have to read both sides.

Atheists and scientists have no answer for the beginning of life. by JesusChrist316in DebateAnAtheist

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

Well then you're not really worth talking to. You've made up your mind and refuse to consider evidence that contradicts what you already believe.

Atheists and scientists have no answer for the beginning of life. by JesusChrist316in DebateAnAtheist

[–]enocenip 6 points7 points ago

First off this. Read the whole article then come back. Secondly science thrives on not knowing. That's how it differs from religion. When we don't know something we say "Fuck yeah! Let's figure this out!" We don't find "I don't know how this happened therefore there is a god" a satisfactory answer.

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Since College Liberal Girl is back, time to bring back College Conserative by RedditGreenitin AdviceAnimals

[–]enocenip -22 points-21 points ago

What else should people on welfare be prohibited from doing?

What's the best prank you've ever heard of/seen/experienced? by LifeofaLoraxin AskReddit

[–]enocenip 1 point2 points ago

Dude. It's a cow. That's what we do to cows.

My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret? by IAmSoMeanMwahahin AskReddit

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

Well, you live on the other side of the country bro. But there is /r/florida and there are reddit meetups all over the country. You should totally check one out. The people you meet will probably be very like minded.

Today, I found out a woman I know has faked a pregnancy, uses doll as baby, and last night jumped off a boat claiming her new born baby fell in. She was arrested today for wasting police time. What is the lowest you have seen people stoop to for attention? by KoldStaticin AskReddit

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy

My petname for my wife is "Doc". She thinks it's because she's a doctor. It's really because she's 4'9", and Doc was the first dwarf I could think of. What is your darkest secret? by IAmSoMeanMwahahin AskReddit

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

Where do you live?

First tattoo done by Stacey Knight at Eye of the Lotus in Edmonton, Alberta by Enragedsunin tattoos

[–]enocenip -2 points-1 points ago

Tattoo artists

No... No that other word... Plagiarist. Tattoo Plagiarists.

US Rep Joe Pitts (R-PA) has called on Ariel Sharon and Yasir Arafat to restart peace talks between Israel and Palestine. Arafat has been dead for 8 years and Sharon has been in a coma for 6 years. by mepperin politics

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

People can be that uninformed.

[OFFER] I plan on being a fat and ordering for myself tonight. Id like to karma balance that....(USA) by MrFuddlesworthin Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? - A stick!

What's long brown and sticky? - A stick!

How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? - She paints her toe nails red!

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? - Works fuckin' well huh?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? - Russel

What do you call the same man in the middle of a lake? - Bob

What do you call a woman with only one leg? -Eileen

What do you call an asian woman with only one leg? -Irene

What do you call a cow with only two legs? -Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? -Ground beef

What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No-eye-deer (sounds like no idea)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still-no-eye-deer.

So, I thought about going as a ghost for Halloween, but I figured meh, I'll kill myself next year.

So there was a shooting at the Gap... There were many casualtees.

And my favorite joke: What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick!

Any guy who has ever worked anywhere can relate by cock_pukein AdviceAnimals

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

If you think she's hot then she is.

American Redditors, I am interested in learning about rivalry between states. Does it exist? by trololliesin AskReddit

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

Both are awesome. And strangely similar in a lot of ways.

American Redditors, I am interested in learning about rivalry between states. Does it exist? by trololliesin AskReddit

[–]enocenip 4 points5 points ago

As a Texan who moved to California I couldn't agree more.

I caught fire. Then I dropped it on the floor and it broke. Does anyone know any good fire-repair companies in ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha? by throwaway_timein fifthworldproblems

[–]enocenip 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, but please tell Arthur hello for me while you're passing through ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.

"Oh, you were on the cover of Time as a child? That's so coo- oh... oh god..." by rev_birdin funny

[–]enocenip -2 points-1 points ago

36.

Fuck You Brain, I was Just Trying to Sleep by ked77in AdviceAnimals

[–]enocenip 18 points19 points ago

The good news is that no one else remembers most of those things.

What do you guys think of this? by savvy422in trees

[–]enocenip 0 points1 point ago

Well I think it's bullshit. Show me some evidence. Until then all you have is mental masturbation.

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