How do I tell my boyfriend he may have Death Grip Syndrome?

ennioroadtrip · 5 months

I have one thing to add to the great list of comments...

who the hell decided on the term death grip?

They should be yelled at.

If I was a guy, and I had this problem, being told I had 'death grip syndrome' would just freak me the fuck out.

I you are going to talk to your boyfriend I'd recommend looking up to see if there are alternative medical or colloquial terms that aren't so fucking evil scary.

Edit -

I just tested my theory on an ex (seriously)

'I think you have death grip syndrome and it's related to your penis'

'HOLY FUCKING CHRIST NO WHAT THE FUCK'

Scared the shit out of him. I do feel guilty, but it proves my point. Told him I was not serious in the end

Eristoff_Cosack · 5 months

As an Australian, I agree with this.

But the main thing for me is healthcare.

When your medical system is not a basic and fundamental right, you are not a first world country. Everyone has certain fees or taxes, but If you look at the UK and Australia, America does appear archaic when it comes to healthcare.

But yeah, the gun laws really do it as well.

ennioroadtrip · 9 months

PS - lyric wiki - officially bookmarked.

One site I've always loved is a-z lyrics. They have the best lay out I have ever seen, when it comes to organisation and cataloguing lyrics. Still not what I'm after in a way though.

ennioroadtrip · 9 months

Thanks for your help! Yeah, I use ad block :) But some sites go as far as not letting you select and copy text. One may see this as valid re. copyright issues, but I feel lyrics become part of the digital conscious so easily, it's hard to stop that.

Appreciate your help :)

ShesGotSauce · 9 months

Two words:

SEA SPONGES.

Honey_Otter · 9 months

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So, c'mon guys, go mobile for a while. It's nice over here. Everything's miniature, tiny little keyboards and shit. Tiny internet! And there are too many apps for our shit to be fucked with. At least until the main page is sorted, you may as well visit over here if you can. f7u12 is untouched in our world...

jenkins567 · 9 months

I'd agree with this, except for the fact some people never respond. Especially those with no rational argument.

When encountering 'debate' on Facebook, sometimes when someone doesn't like what you say, they'll just delete the whole thread.

It's not as simple as 'there's no reply in the screenshot, so the guy didn't wait for it and he's a douche'. A lot of the time when a flaming hypocrite is called into question, they have no argument other than to ignore their own ridiculous idiocy.

joshszman09 · 9 months

In Australia (Brisbane, QLD) our bananas were just at $17 a kilo. I would threaten kidnap for my stash too. Precious as fuck.

thegoodgero · 9 months

Really amazing writing. Made my night to read this.

easternone · 9 months

I saw the same thing. Without reading your answer. Definitely awesome.

Elysianbtrfly · 9 months

I have the same thing with my boyfriend. He is logical, to a point of seeming cold. He doesn't mean to be cruel, he just sees things in that way. It requires a lot of emotional effort. I know he cares though. I just hold onto that knowledge.

WittyIdea · 9 months

I am afraid of -

The dark.

Walking into a room full of people.

That one day my cats will be able to talk due to evolutionary and technological advances, and therefore be able to tell the world about all the crazy shit they've seen me get up to.

Having the last thing I say to someone before they die be in anger.

Talking to exceptionally well read people - they see through my well placed but badly supported use of multi-syllabic words.

A.I.

Losing my mind

Taxi drivers (sorry to the nice ones)

Dying of cancer (so many people I know seem to have it)

Being impoverished to the point of starvation.

Paralysis

Spiders

The parts of an ocean where sea weed is so thick you can't see water and it brushes your legs

Klumpmeister · 9 months

shakes hand BFFs, man. BFFs.

ennioroadtrip · 9 months

Come on you pussies! ;) I spent my teen girl years fapping to Sasha Grey. She taught me, that if I try hard enough, anything is possible! SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO DREAM BIG! So...I don't get all the big penis fear. Sure, it takes a while for a lass to get used to, but you adapt. And once you do...worth it. As long as it's used well of course. Just stay away from sweet virgins. That may not go so well.

Btw... Holy crap. You have a really awesome face. I was expecting some alpha steroid bicep dude with a crew cut. What a relief to see your picture.

Klumpmeister · 9 months

Fapping Vulcan style. Four fingers. Awww yeah.

Klumpmeister · 9 months

Agree with the Quinto point. Definitely look like the dude, seriously. If your eyebrows point up as well I would die of happiness.

If I take a picture of my face and flip it horizontally I look completely different. I think it's great people don't have perfectly symmetrical faces. Apparently the eyes is attracted to facial symmetry, but I personally prefer a face that holds my interest. A face that looks different at new angles. That's how people are. It makes sense.

ennioroadtrip · 9 months

He would be amazing going to slam events. Def Poetry Jam FTW. I would get tickets to see the dude.

iHeartPureMath · 9 months

You look awesome :) that being said, your jawline is pretty damn good in before and after :)

My boyfriend was on the same medication. His acne was severe all the way up to his late twenties. Now he still has the problem of dry lips (he carries about 3 chapsticks around at all times or he goes mental). But he says it's better than the acne he had.

I hope it works out and your side effects aren't too bad.

Your skin is so glowy they'll put you on one of those skin cream ads :P

Askura · 9 months

Right*

Askura · 9 months

Shit dude. I'd say I hope you're ok, but that seems silly..

ennioroadtrip

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