Doctor Melt Down (Nsfw)

Thisishell · 2012-05-25T03:07:04.015739+00:00

It is unfortunate that you are being downvoted for presenting factual information.

makesureimjewish · 2012-05-25T01:58:20.929638+00:00

A more experienced climber explained this to me before I could buy my draws, and now I have all petzl spirits. Not only do they have keylocks, but they click closed with the most satisfying noise you can possibly imagine.

makesureimjewish · 2012-05-24T21:19:16.781319+00:00

You will thank yourself for keylock biners on your quickdraws, too. I notice you have a low price for your draws, the kind of number that results from getting the cheapest ones available. Draws last a long time, and you will use them for sport and trad. The extra 10$/draw for spirits or whatever is way worth it.

Also, I know you probably didn't ACTUALLY overlook this, but I can't help but notice that there is no helmet on your list...

Effneff · 2012-05-24T13:56:06.939827+00:00

Finally, all that practice falling down when someone barely touches you pays off!

probe_your_colon · 1 day

Thanks!

probe_your_colon · 1 day

I am asking about his intent, not for a grammar lesson. But thanks anyway.

yogiscott · 1 day

I really want to one day find myself in a heavy metal yoga class. CHUNCHUN CHUNCHUN and now convulse yourself into pincha CHUNCHUN CHUUUUUUUN and twist your legs thunderously to each side CHUNCHUN CHUNCHUN and now rise, slowly unroll your spine, and bite the head off a live bat.

CrazyBassoonist · 1 day

I am pretty sure Lynn Hill still alive. Why the "was"?

probe_your_colon · 1 day

Does "disagree that people don't die" mean that it agrees that people do die, or that it states that people don't die?

thatfilibeaner · 1 day

The best is when you get a short person to climb slabs and crimpy routes and a tall person to climb chimneys and reachy overhangs and you have all the styles covered!

Sugar_Skull · 1 day

It is criminal, actually. Regardless of what the 'school policy' says, state and federal laws take precedence, and murdering children is against the law.

Also, it is wrong. Even if federal law had mandated that she stand there and watch him die and she was guaranteed to lose her job if she gave the child his medicine, she should have given the child his medicine.

I don't want people like her in my society.

thatfilibeaner · 2 days

Unless two routes want to share a hold.

thatfilibeaner · 2 days

His hands look like clumsy child hands, but somehow the rope just goes right in there! It surprised me every time! I was sure he was going to back-clip or something, too, since he's four and when I was four I didn't know right from left. But then he didn't.

thatfilibeaner · 2 days

On the other hand, they have to dyno for holds you can just reach up and grab.

thefauxphantom · 2 days

Pretty though!

axelhallinder · 2 days

In my area, people often lower off the chains, but it is frowned upon to top rope on them. In many areas, the bottom links of the chains are big, thick, wire gate biners, so you can just put the rope into them, and then take the draws out, and you are all done! In places where it is just a chain, you might want to do this.

nimrod1109 · 2 days

A painful trip for the rattler, sure, but not near as painful as what the next group of climbers might have gone through - hauling their screaming buddy back to the subaru, hauling ass in some random direction until they can get cell service to call poison control and locate a pharmacy with the correct antivenom... Now that I think of it, I want that phone number in my contact list.

cmkim1129 · 3 days

No one should ever stop thinking for themselves. People who do not question the authority of those who make the rules are people who will support the most wicked authorities.

cmkim1129 · 3 days

Maybe they are specifically told in training, "if anyone slaps you, wait five seconds and slap them back." If that is the case, then he is adhering perfectly to his instructions and simultaneously doing the right thing. Maybe he has no rules to abide by at all.

I find it surprising that you think that a police officer using commons sense is a slippery slope. What if his instructions were "kill all jews and wave swastikas around"? Would you want him to adhere perfectly to his orders in that case as well? People who do what they think is right instead of what they are told are good people.

cmkim1129 · 3 days

People have to think for themselves at some point. A slap is such a tiny thing, I think it is entirely within the lines of what is reasonable.

Do you even know for certain that he was breaking the set of rules he was hired to follow?

cmkim1129 · 3 days

Would you rather the tax-paid officer waste time he could spend chasing real criminals filing paperwork about a petty slap and putting a harmless if annoying person in prison, or disregard regulation in a small way and show her what the effect of her actions is (by recreating that effect in such a way that she can feel it) which is justice, and not revenge. This officer has given her an opportunity to learn not to slap people. And has prevented a whole bunch of taxpayer dollars from being wasted in whatever country this takes place in.

In fact, come to think of it, this might not even be against the rules for him, I only know the rules for American cops. Maybe it is legal for "Policia" to slap people who slap them. If it were legal, would that change your opinion?

cmkim1129 · 3 days

That isn't nice.

cmkim1129 · 3 days

He waited a good five seconds before slapping her back. It wasn't impulsive, it was a decision he weighed. I think he was being kind - he could have arrested her. I would much rather have people like him enforcing the law than the kind of inhuman machine you describe.

cmkim1129 · 3 days

I think he was slapping her as a human being, not as a police officer.

I think most people would rather get a return-slap than dotime for assaulting an officer.

nimrod1109 · 3 days

I was following a multipitch trad climb yesterday, and I hear my friend yell down from a ledge above me "hey there is a snake up here". I gulp. "Does it look poisonous?" "I don't know. It's not moving. Wow it's HUGE"

Then a second later the slack I have on the rope starts to disappear. Fuck, she's climbing past it. Three feet later. "Dude I think I just got a nut stuck, I can't get it out" Fuck I'm gonna have to wrestle with a nut over a poisonous huge snake.

I get up there and there is no snake. The nut comes right out. I fucking love climbing!

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