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Trolling the Hunters by applemonkeyin funny

[–]diphiminaids 2 points3 points ago

How to troll people on the internet. Make then think they are going to find someones deer camera.

TIL Coke soda represents 5% of recommended caloric intake for the average American. by axisofeveein todayilearned

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

Coke has 142 cals per can. It has 7% based on a 2 calorie diet.

TIL that if you DDoS the US DNS system, the Department of Defence will bomb you under orders from the president. by Room2426in todayilearned

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

So if 10k people living in various cities did this, you think they would bomb them all. NOPE.

I was 22 when I realized that the The Count from Sesame Street was named as such because he actually counted. What is something that you didn't "get" until way, way later? by NspktrSpacetimein AskReddit

[–]diphiminaids 1 point2 points ago

So long as there have been roads, there have been wheeled vehicles that can run over chickens.

I was 22 when I realized that the The Count from Sesame Street was named as such because he actually counted. What is something that you didn't "get" until way, way later? by NspktrSpacetimein AskReddit

[–]diphiminaids 60 points61 points ago

When I was a child and would watch The Dating Game, I thought that "marital status" was "martial status" and was in relation to their karate knowledge.

If you do this, fuck you. by kinglockjawin pics

[–]diphiminaids -3 points-2 points ago

If you complain about this, you're a fucking baby.

I hate my generation so much... by PatrickFitzMichaelin funny

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

I want to bang your generation.

Use neosporin to help with paionfull shits that hurt your asshole. by diphiminaidsin LifeProTips

[–]diphiminaids[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nah, just some random hot shitty diahrreah

the first thing i am buying once i win the lottery (xpost from r/carporn) by pie-manin cars

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, thankyou for my new walpaper

Can we just call it the McLaren F2? What are your thoughts on it's actual name? by Had_To_Switchin cars

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

Taken from wikipedia.

The name of the new McLaren sports car is MP4-12C. 'MP4' has been the chassis designation for all McLaren Formula 1 cars since 1981. Since 1997, 'MP4' has stood for McLaren Project 4 (from 1981 to 1996, when McLaren's title sponsor was Marlboro, the "M" stood for this), resulting from the merger of Ron Dennis' Project 4 organisation with McLaren. The '12' refers to McLaren's internal Vehicle Performance Index through which it rates key performance criteria both for competitors and for its own cars. The criteria combine power, weight, emissions, and aerodynamic efficiency. The coalition of all these values delivers an overall performance index that has been used as a benchmark throughout the car's development. The 'C' refers to Carbon, highlighting the application of carbon fibre technology to the future range of McLaren sports cars.

I found a Pontiac Trans-Sport that's been converted into a truck. Wut. by good_morning_magpiein cars

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a dustbuster with someone emptying the bag right now.

270hp VTEC, nav system, and an unreal sound system, all for $4500 CAD - 2004 Acura TL by DrumPhilin cars

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

Even with 200k KM, its a honda bro, should be good for another 200

My new (to me) 2008 trailblazer SS, after I blacked out the wheels and bowties. by dearbillin cars

[–]diphiminaids 1 point2 points ago

Thankyou for leaving the taillights red.

Use neosporin to help with paionfull shits that hurt your asshole. by diphiminaidsin LifeProTips

[–]diphiminaids[S] 0 points1 point ago

I would if I knew in advance I was going to shit fire.

Use neosporin to help with paionfull shits that hurt your asshole. by diphiminaidsin LifeProTips

[–]diphiminaids[S] 0 points1 point ago

You put it on the TP the first time. The wipe a couple times without without, you will have some residue, but nary a burning asshole.

Use neosporin to help with paionfull shits that hurt your asshole. by diphiminaidsin LifeProTips

[–]diphiminaids[S] 0 points1 point ago

One metamucil and never diahrrea again? Thanks!

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]diphiminaids 6 points7 points ago

Pulp Fiction. WHAT THE FUCK, WAS IN THE GOD DAMN, MUTHERFUCKING CASE!?!?!?

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]diphiminaids -1 points0 points ago

This was a reply that was too long given my impatience, especially this far down in the comment poole.

TL;DR - make a TL;DR

The First Time My GF And Me Tried Ass-Play by butlersrevengein reactiongifs

[–]diphiminaids 5 points6 points ago

What exactly is ass-play?

Blatant sexism toward men at Regal Theater by camandablein MensRights

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

That applies to anywhere be it legal or not though.

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