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Over 400 students arrested in Canada during the latest night of mass rallies against tuition fee hikes. Tensions have spiraled after the adoption of a bill that limits students’ rights to freedom of speech, association and assembly by karnovichvaluain worldnews

[–]cockofdoodie 0 points1 point ago

Wait, you mean the province that kept voting in some of the most corrupt politicians in Canadian history, who siphoned money from other provinces to fund some of the most inefficient and asinine government programs, not the least of which were sovereignty propaganda leading to expensive referendums.

Meanwhile your province is balls deep in debt, your infrastructure is crumbling, and you think protesting this one injustice makes you better than the other provinces? I'm glad you woke up and decided to do what I honestly believe is the right thing this time, but PLEASE don't lecture the rest of us about how our governments work. /rant

My feelings exactly by sowemeetagainin funny

[–]cockofdoodie 2 points3 points ago

Wait, are we really getting mad at this?

I just have one question by themythstarin funny

[–]cockofdoodie 143 points144 points ago

If you think about it as flaps of flesh, it gets really disturbing...

Braden Holtby stares down Rich Peverley LIKE A BOSS. by MrWizard87in hockey

[–]cockofdoodie 0 points1 point ago

We're not talking about Glenn Healy right?

Innocence by DylanJWin funny

[–]cockofdoodie 9 points10 points ago

I love this comment because you totally showed up the poor guy that waited so long to use his zoology class factoid.

Soccer player tactics by DildoTesterin gifs

[–]cockofdoodie -2 points-1 points ago

Canadian living in England here, I agree no one likes diving, but a lot of the pro soccer people here are trying to equivocate the amount of diving in soccer/football to other sports and it's simply not true. English Premiere league is a LOT better when it comes to diving than some of the European leagues, so maybe that's where the confusion is coming from.

Soccer player tactics by DildoTesterin gifs

[–]cockofdoodie 0 points1 point ago

Neither do hockey refs. The only calls that are allowed for video review are whether goals are kicked in or if the puck crosses the goal line or not.

Chuck Lorre #378 by dingus182in funny

[–]cockofdoodie 7 points8 points ago

He makes shows that millions of people enjoy except for the typical Reddit neckbeard demographic. Thus making him an asshole.

Why I love Bungie. by NikkiMinajin gaming

[–]cockofdoodie 2 points3 points ago

Hey, not really contributing to anything, but just wanted to say I really enjoyed reading your posts in this thread. I learned a lot about how big companies manage this side of their business. I never really thought about it but find it fascinating now.

Finish Me! by man_in_the_mirrain gaming

[–]cockofdoodie 11 points12 points ago

No way man. She's just a dumb slutty bitch. Like all women who dress like that. What a moron. I bet I'll end up with someone a million times hotter and a million times smarter and she won't be a bitch. She'll be the only one that isn't.

Don't Track Us by 547in technology

[–]cockofdoodie 2 points3 points ago

Every company in the history of commerce that has taken on another company that is so dominant in its own market has always sold itself as "not that other company". Maybe that's why you aren't an investor.

British redditors - are there any 'Americanisms' you really hate? by bowerukin AskReddit

[–]cockofdoodie 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian living in the UK, i've found that a lot of people here wear fragrances and can be quite noticeable from a short distance. I don't mind at all, but in Toronto, wearing enough to notice from the same range is very uncommon. Since Axe/Lynx is a stronger smell, it is kind of looked down upon in North America, whereas the stronger scent is normal here.

A monk prays for a dead man in the station hall of the Shanxi Taiyuan Train Station, China by loki010in pics

[–]cockofdoodie 4 points5 points ago

I know you tried to come off as more enlightened than the rest of us, but I had no idea someone could fail so hard while doing it. How do you just pull so much shit out of your ass like that?

How I Feel As A European by cock_blockulain AdviceAnimals

[–]cockofdoodie 0 points1 point ago

These "bot" accounts are getting really dumb.

Seems appropriate: "I have some eye-hand coordination, and I can throw the ball. I don’t think that matters to God." - Tom Brady by j79in atheism

[–]cockofdoodie -3 points-2 points ago

I was referring to the idol worship. Nowhere did I mention atheists not being allowed to have heroes.

She even said it!! i still lol when i think about it by Rumba84in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cockofdoodie 18 points19 points ago

Your friends are dicks. The older you and your friends get, the less this is a problem though.

She even said it!! i still lol when i think about it by Rumba84in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cockofdoodie 6 points7 points ago

I know. He then proceeds to buy this girl a drink. I guess bros before hoes is a dying code.

She even said it!! i still lol when i think about it by Rumba84in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cockofdoodie 0 points1 point ago

Why would you even reply to that comment then? You knew exactly what they were referring to, or are you just being obtuse for the sake of argument?

Seems appropriate: "I have some eye-hand coordination, and I can throw the ball. I don’t think that matters to God." - Tom Brady by j79in atheism

[–]cockofdoodie -3 points-2 points ago

It's actually kind of funny to see all the idol worship in this subreddit.

Great Dane running 30mph by XCygonin videos

[–]cockofdoodie 109 points110 points ago

Speed holes

Everytime my little brother plays online... by ozzymustainein fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cockofdoodie 18 points19 points ago

There are always more people wrongfully calling out correct usages of irony than there are people using irony incorrectly.

I don't think it matters.... by korkiin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cockofdoodie 0 points1 point ago

You pretty much just proved idiots of all beliefs exist.

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