a man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. at 1 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "i have a better idea," she replied. "just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "wow! that's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "good," she replied. "get your own fucking blanket." after a moment of silence, he farted.