My sophomore year in high school i was leaning back in my chair with my feet in the little cubby under my desk to balance myself. I was holding in a massive fart and not really paying attention to the teacher. It was one of those farts that makes your stomach growl every 30 seconds or so.

My teacher asked a question to the class and noticing i wasnt paying attention called on me to answer. I didnt hear her call me so she repeated my name and everyone in the class turned and looked at me. At that point the girl sitting next to me hit me to get my attention which knocked me off balance causing me to let out the biggest fart on one of those plastic school chairs. Everyone heard it and laughed at me. The teacher felt bad so she called on someone else to answer.