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Someone do something with this... by Necrossisin meme

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

Areyoukiddingme.jpg

Hey Reddit! What pronunciations of words really grind your gears? by alookyawin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 1 point2 points ago

Salmon...obviously the l is there for a reason! <<Sarcasm font>>

What do you need to vent about, Reddit? by clinkytheclownin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

I think I'm tired of always being there for people. I love seeing people smile and I'll go out of my way to make them happy, sometimes for the Wrong reason, but I know that this can and may be my downfall. I feel like I need to do more to make me happy. Thanks for the ears!!

What are some of the hidden perks of your job? by Darth_Mikein AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

Up vote for the use of turn up!!

What book do you personally think everyone should read before they die? by mushroomgirlin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

Not that I know of. I haven't read Eragon, so I wouldn't know. 8-/

What book do you personally think everyone should read before they die? by mushroomgirlin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

sigh I've been trying to think of the name of this series for the longest time. It's about a kid who can see dragons, who are "really" the cause of the world's trouble. He has to fight all these dragons and I think one of the dragons is gold and the kid has his dad to help him fight. I don't remember and it bothers me.

Your reddit name is now your serial killer name. What is your M.O./preferred method of killing based on that name? by SammichRepairmanin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

It'd be a dark and stormy night and they wouldn't see me. At least not until the lightning flashes and the silhouette of a tall slender man, with a very impressive Afro, shows up on the wall. Camera pans away and blood splatters on the wall. By the time the camera gets to "where I was" all that's shown is an open window showing a very windy rainstorm.

Why are black people, generally speaking, in such fantastic physical shape? by capnthermostatin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 1 point2 points ago

I read an article once about why black people aren't very good at things like swimming, but good at "land based sports" (basketball, track, tennis) and the people who wrote the article came to the conclusion that black people have a different bone density or ratio or something that makes us better on land than in water. Might have something to do with a tiny bit of evolution put onto us in Africa. I'm not sure about this, I just saw it on the internet and thought I'd share!

Hey Reddit, what's a picture/gif that never fails to make you laugh? (Possibly NSFW) by DaddyDancePartyin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

He just got into a fight and his arm was damaged. It'll grow back

If your pet(s) could understand English for 5 minutes, what would you tell them? by whey_to_goin AskReddit

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My face dramatically changed when I saw what...

What's the one mistake you've made that you'll never make again? by penguinrustyin AskReddit

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C'mon guys, obviously semen...

I once witnessed a guy lose his head (literally) coming home from work...has anyone else ever been unlucky enough to see a stranger die on a street? by Kbarlowin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

If only I could upvote this many more times for the accuracy this had on how I was feeling.

Your username is now a cocktail. How is it made? by kolinskyin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

He's obviously not a part of the system

Where is the most awkward or inappropriate place you suddenly become horny/turned on and maybe why? by throwthisawayorgtfoin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 1 point2 points ago

Was that a J. Jonah Jameson quote? Cause I definitely just said it in his voice

A wizard approaches you and offers you one of 10 items... What would you pick? by kiffyleein AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 6 points7 points ago

The limit does not exist!!!

Forever alone-ers, why are you forever alone? by SweatpantsDVin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

Because I'm too shy. Afraid of denial I guess

I like to squeeze mustard on my potato chips. Everyone thinks it's gross by I can't get enough. What are some of your strange eating habits reddit? by rbkfourin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 2 points3 points ago

I'm picky with chocolate products, but dipping pizza in chocolate pudding actually sounds pretty good. Thanks Lieutenant!

Your username is how you die, how do you die? by pluspluskidin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

840 afro'd ninjas? afroninja's 840'th attempt? An afro that's a ninja named 840?

What's the most disturbing thing you ever saw in school? by Paclacin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 2 points3 points ago

You've caught me...

What's the most disturbing thing you ever saw in school? by Paclacin AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 -1 points0 points ago

I mean, look at his username. Lol that should be enough proof right there!!!

For those who are bilingual- what language do you DREAM in? by microbial2in AskReddit

[–]afroninja840 0 points1 point ago

I know thank you, hello, bitch, kisses, names and the city I visited. Haha I remember having the feeling of my Hungarian friend being very impressed with my speaking so yeah, I was doing a great job in my head!!

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