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krl1327 · 2012-05-24T08:29:54.609276+00:00

You mean second-best. Annie's obviously the best.

blindmansayswat · 2012-05-24T05:53:56.507085+00:00

I'm going to launch a missile at mouth-4.

blindmansayswat · 2012-05-24T05:00:51.453134+00:00

"Ooh baby, direct hit! Shoot again ;)".

zzaman · 2012-05-24T04:56:33.663101+00:00

The Red Green Show. This hour has 22 minutes. Chilly Beach.

StratAtomic · 2012-05-24T04:53:54.580425+00:00

I don't think that's why it's sad...

StratAtomic · 2012-05-24T04:49:23.821480+00:00

Chemicals23 · 2012-05-24T04:29:25.792424+00:00

Yah man, I like the earth! It's where I keep my stuff! If I lose the earth, where the hell am I going to put all my stuff?

ConorPF · 2012-05-24T04:24:59.818787+00:00

A giant maze during forced night (with a bedrock roof) with spawners hidden throughout. You're given the appropriate supplies and you need to make it through.

peetss · 2012-05-24T04:18:36.524106+00:00

Step 1: Write Paper.

Step 2: Cite the first 5 sources of the relevant Wikipedia article.

Step 3: Pass the class

Step 4: Earn your degree.

Step 5: Spend 30 years repaying student loans

Step 6: Profit.

peetss · 2012-05-24T04:13:08.930692+00:00

And another thing goes on the list of what teachers and schools lied about. But I suppose it would be better to use other words, it's just not incorrect to use those 3. Also, I was told never to use "and" more than once per sentence.

peetss · 2012-05-24T04:07:51.352785+00:00

I'm well aware of the historical value and reasons for interest, but it's still a little fucked up to hear "I have pictures of framed human skin" followed by "We must see it!"

peetss · 2012-05-24T04:01:07.006654+00:00

You won't be carrying a calculator around in your pocket everywhere you go.

BITCH, I HAVE A CALCULATOR, COMPASS, RULER, GRAPHING CALCULATOR, DICTIONARY, ENCYCLOPEDIA, AND SETTLERS OF MOTHER-FUCKING CATAN IN MY POCKET!!!

EDIT: Also, that Christopher Columbus, Ghandi, Mother Teresa, and pretty much every historical figure that I was told was good, were good people.

rugbysoccer34 · 2012-05-24T02:09:43.155936+00:00

That's what I learned in my health class a few years ago, but I'll look.

croutonsoup · 2012-05-24T01:08:20.344285+00:00

To be fair, historically, I think women had it worse off. And the title is a play on "The Second Sex".

croutonsoup · 2012-05-24T01:07:04.975879+00:00

In the comments, the author says he doesn't identify as feminist.

secaedelcielo · 2012-05-24T00:17:47.788873+00:00

We don't. What you're asking is like trying to get the feminist stance on animal abuse. Certainly there are MRAs in favour, and certainly there are some against. Our goal is rights for men, all men, and nothing more. Obviously the movement will generally be with you, but individual members will differ.

Also, we need to work against the men v. woman image, it's going to get us nowhere. We need to work together for equality, etc.

fightbcicantfly · 2012-05-23T23:39:09.924788+00:00

You've been submitted to r/nocontext.

anislitim · 2012-05-23T21:47:22.819542+00:00

I didn't know what that meant, and I enjoyed it that way.

anislitim · 2012-05-23T21:43:22.802961+00:00

Not necessarily. There's a difference between dom/sub and sadism/masochism. Usually they go together, but some people like the sub/dom relationship without any pain.

anislitim · 2012-05-23T21:26:38.414858+00:00

Dude, no. As he says, we can only kill him once. I propose bamboo torture first.

gepsonka · 2012-05-23T15:09:25.576179+00:00

Get the Orange Box. You can't go wrong.

Zedley · 1 day

How I met your mother is not about his future wife. It's about "How I got over Robin". There was a fantastic analysis of it in the HIMYM subreddit last week.

PhantomZeed · 1 day

That's pretty obviously africa, yah.

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