I never can seem to get titles right, so here's a gecko on my tits.

boffer4life · 2012-05-24T14:38:02.910806+00:00

Ahaha aww this just made me sad. She can't get upvoted unless she explicitly acknowledges, yes, there are tits in this picture.

boffer4life · 2012-05-24T14:36:36.127135+00:00

"Smooth man, I think you got tits."

Perfect.

jim_pfaffenbach · 2012-05-24T14:35:57.663101+00:00

If the wife has inaccurate preconceived notions about the restaurant, then it's up to the guy to fix that.

GorjohnzolaSauce · 2012-05-24T14:31:34.822874+00:00

This is literally the greatest post ever on Reddit, I'll upvote you twice.

Those guys over at /r/circlejerk are real squares. (Haha get it?! Somebody please understand how funny I am and validate my humor by upvoting to the left.)

jim_pfaffenbach · 2012-05-24T14:30:02.841236+00:00

Exactly. I hate that making your partner happy is now equated to being "whipped".

goodeyesniper88 · 2012-05-24T14:20:35.758534+00:00

The thing about the age requirement thing is that kids would lie. Hell, I know I would if I were under 18.

jim_pfaffenbach · 2012-05-24T14:16:55.973651+00:00

And if she's uncomfortable with it, even if he thinks it's unreasonable, it's not that big of a sacrifice to make to make your partner more comfortable.

It's a restaurant. I can see if she made him close his eyes every time a female was in a 50 foot radius, but it's a restaurant that prides themselves on having attractive servers.

If my partner didn't want me to go to Hooters, I would go to Applebees, and I wouldn't be "whipped" just because I made my partner happy about something.

jim_pfaffenbach · 2012-05-24T14:09:13.019017+00:00

So you should just be able to do whatever you want in a relationship and your partner gets no say in it? That's how "adult" relationships work these days? He gets to do whatever he wants and she better shut up with her insecurities, right?

thefword · 2012-05-24T14:02:19.613513+00:00

Why is that?

fukh8 · 2012-05-24T13:57:18.555132+00:00

I can tell that about you, grannyfister.

LookAtBanner_Michael · 2012-05-24T13:56:47.371490+00:00

NOOOOOO, WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE!

jim_pfaffenbach · 2012-05-24T13:56:27.916248+00:00

How the hell is that "whipped"? Isn't that just... respectful?

Spongebobrob · 2012-05-24T13:55:30.771554+00:00

I convinced my Asian friend that white people are very sensitive about their sinks. It's the highest insult in the Caucasian community to insult someone's sink.

I think she might actually still believe that one.

LookAtBanner_Michael · 2012-05-24T13:54:14.869321+00:00

Lost. The Pilot Part 1.

fukh8 · 2012-05-24T13:53:45.374445+00:00

Lol how did you respond with that so quick?!

goosefish · 2012-05-24T13:38:44.153153+00:00

Someone already "did it". You didn't have to.

goosefish · 2012-05-24T13:36:30.678043+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/xbHrs.jpg

SlightlyAmbiguous · 2012-05-24T13:27:37.753422+00:00

It's not my choice. I don't get a say in it.

Kernath95 · 2012-05-24T03:47:56.330145+00:00

(do not be embarrassed my lady, this was to be expected)

Tears. Tears of laughter.

Kernath95 · 2012-05-24T03:40:41.148617+00:00

Well that was an interesting read.

SlightlyAmbiguous · 2012-05-24T02:43:49.863037+00:00

I know. But it's out of my control, so shelters aren't an option.

SlightlyAmbiguous · 2012-05-24T01:04:19.926142+00:00

That's so perfect! Is it alright if I PM you my information just in case?

SlightlyAmbiguous · 2012-05-24T00:15:06.540201+00:00

Anywhere between now and September, I'll be looking. What kind of dog? Estimated cost?

WonderAliceLand · 2012-05-23T21:54:39.535675+00:00

Every death in that show past the first season was emotional and powerful and depressing and moving... I personally loved the ending. Of course it left out answers. That's the beauty of the whole show, its ability to be wtf and amazing at the same time.

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