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Weaponised Umbrella by TheLostVikingin funny

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

Evolution was kind of a dickhead to these goats. "Need a defense mechanism to protect against predators? Best I can do is to make you faint".

First day in the job. This almost happened. by SaggyBallsHDin pics

[–]SaggyBallsHD 1 point2 points ago

The boom almost ran into the power lines.

His name is Dick by Megasteenin funny

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

Have all my NOPES (NSWF/NSFL/fuck.it.you're.going.to.click.anyway) by Pawswordin WTF

[–]SaggyBallsHD 1 point2 points ago

Those are the biggest sperms I've ever seen.

Well played, Missouri. This exit actually took me to Gotchaville. by SaggyBallsHDin funny

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

Wait a second, you were the one who got all pissy when I explained the joke. Telling me to post it on my own social media site and whatnot. Is that how I should act? Any time someone posts something unfunny I'm gonna be a pretentious cocksucker, no pun intended with you being gay, and attack them over it.

Well played, Missouri. This exit actually took me to Gotchaville. by SaggyBallsHDin funny

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

It was never spelled "psyche". It was always intentionally spelled different to avoid confusion with the traditional word. You obviously knew what I meant otherwise you wouldn't have tried correcting me. All you're doing right now is acting like a typical redditor. Spoiled and self-righteous and behaving like an entitled guardian over reddit content.

EDIT I forgot to say go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself.

Well played, Missouri. This exit actually took me to Gotchaville. by SaggyBallsHDin funny

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

House rules. Where I come from, the streets, it's sike.

Well played, Missouri. This exit actually took me to Gotchaville. by SaggyBallsHDin funny

[–]SaggyBallsHD -1 points0 points ago

"Sike" is a word you say after you intentionally mislead or troll someone. Example:
Guy A: "Hey, buddy, want me to share some of my delicious ice cream with you?
Guy B: "Sure, that sounds really swell!!"
Guy A: "Sike! You get no fucking ice cream."

A friend of mine found this on her car... by Justgot_herein WTF

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

It's driving me crazy that there's a comma between "day" and "driving".

TIL Emetophobia is the fear of vomiting to death by seoulbandit84in todayilearned

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

If I didn't know any better I'd say you were judging me.

2/10, nice try Criminal Minds by eric101995in pics

[–]SaggyBallsHD 2 points3 points ago

You guys need to understand that the upside down phone gag is done on purpose. It's an ongoing joke with directors and it's been going on for a long, long time.

Facebook is once again being sued for tracking its users even after they logged out of the service. The latest class action lawsuit demands $15 billion from Facebook for violating federal wiretap laws. by Slimyin technology

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

Show me where it says it tracks you when you're not logged in to Facebook. Hell, show me where it says it tracks you at all.

Facebook is once again being sued for tracking its users even after they logged out of the service. The latest class action lawsuit demands $15 billion from Facebook for violating federal wiretap laws. by Slimyin technology

[–]SaggyBallsHD 1 point2 points ago

I agree with you completely. But it's happened before. People have gotten outraged and taken them to court. Yet it continues to happen. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and shame on me.

Do any other guys ever fake it with their girls? by ThankYouDriveThroughin AskReddit

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

I try to but when nothing lands on their face they know right away.

So I just walked in on my wife masturbating to gay porn. Naturally I was a bit confused. I like lesbian porn so I guess it makes sense. But it got me thinking... by SaggyBallsHDin AskReddit

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

He's a bit of a spew tenuous douchebag who thinks he's much funnier than he actually is.

EDIT Autocorrect misspelled pretentious but spew tenuous sounds pretty mean so I'm leaving it.

So I just walked in on my wife masturbating to gay porn. Naturally I was a bit confused. I like lesbian porn so I guess it makes sense. But it got me thinking... by SaggyBallsHDin AskReddit

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

You might be the only thing in this thread that gets downvoted more than me. Thanks for that.

AMA Request: Billionaire by AluminiumSandwormin IAmA

[–]SaggyBallsHD -1 points0 points ago

Do you need a present billionaire or a future billionaire? Also, you're supposed to have five questions with every AMA request.

TIL Emetophobia is the fear of vomiting to death by seoulbandit84in todayilearned

[–]SaggyBallsHD -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck. These phobias are getting retarded. I have a fear of getting my asshole eaten by a gang of wild prairie dogs while I give oral sex to a pregnant Yak who has intimacy issues. What's that called? Your move scientists with not enough shit to do.

Got hired! by Jpait94in AskReddit

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

When they ask you to go and get the board-stretcher do it and do it fast. It's about two feet long, metal, has hooks and a crank for stretching.

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