Katy Perry nip thanks to the elephant.

SCIENTAURUS · 3 months

Whew that was close, I almost fapped to that.

CrazeyHoneyBadger · 3 months

Oh very nice, how much does she cost?

sagisage · 3 months

Context please.

artguy4 · 3 months

You have to make it like this. It's just this) covered in this glorious liquid.

artguy4 · 3 months

Higher than the highest high, times infinity.

games0124 · 3 months

Maybe if we would have listened to Mr. Harrelson he could have explained the morals to us a little better.

_Mattman_ · 3 months

Juh coo-coo pawheenus.

ozLebowski · 3 months

I can't see Venom in the thumbnail anymore, all I see is an astronaut playing the accordion.

WoodElephant · 3 months

No other movie has made me cringe that much. That being said, once you get used to 4chan this makes great masturbation material.

Goro1337 · 3 months

Nope, thanks for trying to help though. I'm still scouring the interweb for this damn site.

rene1989 · 3 months

I'm in Albany! We should toke up soon!

RumpledForeskin13 · 4 months

Yeah, fuck that guy who doesn't like the things that we like!

SNewby · 4 months

He's just providing for his chilldren.

pandapwnr · 4 months

Upvote for your R.A.T.

Will_shred · 4 months

Slugbug Woman

jbone101 · 4 months

Ronald Ray-Gun.

LordMaxey · 4 months

You son of a bitch.

Goro1337 · 4 months

You're absolutely right, I would know by now if she had those kinds of feelings for me. Full disclosure: I was in kind of a bad place, and ended up smoking some cannabis, and thought deeply about the whole situation. I looked at it from every angle, and I have to say I feel good about this. She's a damn good friend and I was letting my hormones think for me too much. Thank you for the advice. Much appreciated.

IShireBeTolkien · 4 months

Honestly I just want to get a pipe for my friend, He's been borrowing mine for about two weeks now, which is fine since I'm broke and dry anyways. But I would like to get him his own. I'm sure he would love it even more if I told him it came from a generous ent on /r/trees. Whether you pick me or not, you're awesome for doing this. You will make 4 people very happy I'm sure.

SkepticalZack · 4 months

Corvallis is a sweet town, I live one town over, but it's right in between Portland and Eugene, which is nice being able to go to both for events and stuff. And yeah $10 a gram for good bud is pretty standard here.

justaspeckofdust · 4 months

This is a good "point" We make up what's good and what's bad, what's worthwhile and what's not. If you're looking for a purpose you will do just as well inventing one. Beat Skyrim, take a train somewhere where you can play in a field of fireflies, go see your favorite band in their hometown, go to a bdsm dungeon, invent a new personal flying device, there are many ways you can do this and the choice is yours.

justaspeckofdust · 4 months

I know this feeling so very well. The world is pointless and life has no direction. So enjoy it, do what makes you happy. You don't have to please others if you don't want to, and you don't have to try to make your mark. You are either going to be alive, or not. So enjoy the alive part as long as you can because it will almost always be better than nothing. You're certainly not the only person that feels this way, you're just a existentialist who's not gullible.

Goro1337

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