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What are your best misinterpreted song lyrics? by ListenChumpin AskReddit

[–]Godmother 2 points3 points ago

"Michelle, my belle, Someday monkeys play piano well... play piano well."

can anyone help me learn portuguese? by pretttylightttsin Portuguese

[–]Godmother 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I can help you. PM me :)

Here are a few of my favorite James Deen gifs by cynicalflyin chickflixxx

[–]Godmother 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. You made my life so much better now.

China, I just took this picture. I wanted to say that I am having an amazing time! by Godmotherin China

[–]Godmother[S] 1 point2 points ago

No, I was on the other side actually, on Manlada bar!

China, I just took this picture. I wanted to say that I am having an amazing time! by Godmotherin China

[–]Godmother[S] 1 point2 points ago

In Shenzhen, near Houbai.

China, I just took this picture. I wanted to say that I am having an amazing time! by Godmotherin China

[–]Godmother[S] 1 point2 points ago

It's okay. I came from Brazil, and after more than 40 hours, I finaly got here for a two months stay. But I do like cinemas though.

[22 Asian Male with Dreads] Posted a year ago, now living in Africa, no idea how I look anymore by Globe90Squatterin amiugly

[–]Godmother 11 points12 points ago

I like everything on you! Everything besides the facial hair. Get rid of that and keep your dreads clean you will look awesome!

What's your favorite insult? by BigCountrySheain AskReddit

[–]Godmother 1 point2 points ago

"Oh, so that's that's why relatives shouldn't have sex."

This Is Zula I Adopted Her From The Pound 2 Days Ago. by skapkinin cats

[–]Godmother 3 points4 points ago

Its the three color gene thing I think. Dont worry, calicoes are insane but they are awesome cats to be around!

This Is Zula I Adopted Her From The Pound 2 Days Ago. by skapkinin cats

[–]Godmother 9 points10 points ago

She is absolutely gorgeous!! I have a calico as well. I have to warn you though, calicoes are INSANE.

What was the worst thing you ever had stolen from you? by artgamesin AskReddit

[–]Godmother 0 points1 point ago

When I was 8, I really wanted a care bears little purse. Mom told me I should save my change for it. I did until i saved like 20 bucks, and she took me to get the purse. Two days later in school, it was gone. Felt bad bro.

DAE never want to go to meetups because most of r/ China are jerks? by i_loathe_catsin China

[–]Godmother 1 point2 points ago

I am going to China and I would really like to meet some fellow redditors. Going to Shenzhen. I have 6 chinese trainees and other collegues and I think they are all awesome people.

What is this thing? (X-post from r/wtf) by MasterMolesterin whatsthisbug

[–]Godmother 2 points3 points ago

In Brazil, we call them "corruptos" (Callichirus major). Sea fisherman use it as bait. Here is a cute pic I took of one of those: http://imgur.com/6OZIR

Global meetup - Are we joining? by zelaniin Brazil

[–]Godmother 0 points1 point ago

Im in Campinas. Where are my fellows?

Fuck, I like My Little Pony... [at a #] by 120percentcoolin Idliketobeatree

[–]Godmother 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the herd!

its my first time~, enjoy <3. by fiozyin ladybonersgw

[–]Godmother 5 points6 points ago

You sir, have now a very interesting tag.

What did I just watch? (Bit of nsfw) by iPlagueRatin WTF

[–]Godmother 0 points1 point ago

Surreal. Very amusing though.

well, this is me. by fingerpuppetsin firstimpression

[–]Godmother 0 points1 point ago

You kinda remind me the young George McFly.

Women of Sexxit - if you had a penis whats the first thing you would try and stick it in? by Tzeentch99in sex

[–]Godmother 1 point2 points ago

First of all, hump the bed and masturbate. Then, the infamous Helicopter-Penis. Then, stick in nothing crazy.

A core value of redditgifts: How to buy happiness by kickme444in secretsanta

[–]Godmother 12 points13 points ago

One of the most difficult things I had to explain in my whole life, was the reason I was buying a christmas present for a stranger on the internet. Because feels good, that's why.

This picture contains a lot of sexy by tone_is_everythingin Cumberbitches

[–]Godmother 3 points4 points ago

There will be an amazing fivesome in my head later. Thanks!

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