Nope.

Yesman69 · 7 months

Chuck Tentsa.

nvrthswayagain · 7 months

Mmmm... lead poisoning.

BearsBeatsBattlestar · 7 months

Yep, I knew an openly gay student at my high school who had to transfer out of the district due to bullying. It's more common than you think.

cabrj0124 · 7 months

I crawled into a limestone sinkhole cave in the Texas hill country.

It wound down about 10 feet below the surface, then turned right with a crawlspace about 3 feet wide and 1 foot high. This crawlspace went on for about 10 feet, where it opened up into a small, pitch-black room.

Crickets were on the roof of this room, because you could feel them fall on you every once in a while.

It was an awesome experience, but the whole time I kept thinking about what would happen if the entrance collapsed...

deadmau5 · 8 months

Tumescent, which is basically a classy way of saying "swollen."

TryingToSucceed · 8 months

That manager makes 6 figures a year. Not too depressing if you ask me.

mudkippun · 8 months

There's a pounding in my head.

MagicSchoolBusKid · 8 months

Ok, it's never THAT extreme!

jeremythunder · 8 months

I NEED to know.

theDeathShip · 8 months

Ever found any old arcade/pinball machines?

jansen1 · 8 months

2 left hands.

NoodlePDX · 9 months

I do not think that quote means what you think it means.

dannyboi965 · 9 months

That one was a stretch.

GreasyJ · 9 months

Not if you are lactose intolerant :(

Shen4891 · 9 months

Correction: It's a nice day for a yellow wedding.

WolfNippleChips · 9 months

The last man alive...

BrooklynDodger · 9 months

As a San Antonio resident, I can confirm that the Alamo is not nearly as exciting as you'd think at first - however it's still worth a visit if you're in town.

Now if you really want to experience what the Alamo should be like, make sure to check out mission San Jose, part of the San Antonio mission trail. It's the HUGE 1700s Spanish mission/fort, complete with 15-foot walls, a chapel, tons of barracks, gates, and a gun tower. It's absolutely incredible.

danjk · 9 months

Agreed. I once ate about half a pack of raisins, just to look down and see probably a half-dozen tiny black BUGS crawling around the remaining raisins.

gingycakes · 9 months

metonymy.

Zeppelanoid · 9 months

Just imagine all the asbestos floating around.

General_Beatfest · 9 months

Clever girl.

Rebound · 9 months

Anyone else think of this scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJoM7V54T-c (starts at 44 sec.)

supperhey · 9 months

Ah, thank you!

supperhey · 9 months

Anyone know the name of that painting?

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