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[–]Carambar 1 point2 points ago

You still have no idea how Reddit works, do you.

Joining up our UGC/ETF2L team pages by Alpay93in SheepleHighlander

[–]Carambar 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I joined those things. I think I need an invite for ETFL2 ?

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[–]Carambar -5 points-4 points ago

I will go for a brief maintenance too if you know what I mean.

わたしわにほんごがわかります。Finished first lesson of the Pimsleur Cds. Anybody had any success (or lack of) with this program? by hessprojectin japan

[–]Carambar 2 points3 points ago

I've tried a little, it's mostly a waste of time in my opinion. I'm not criticizing the method itself, but to me reading and writing are much more efficient than listening and watching. For example, I hate video tutorials, because you spend 15 minutes learning something that could have been explained in 3 screenshots. So, in the 45 minutes you've been learning how to say "would you like to drink something", you could have been working much more grammar and vocabulary instead.

The only reason I would use Pimsleur is if you have a one hour ride where you can't use a text book. But even then, you could be using a smartphone app to learn your vocabulary or listen to japanese music.

edit:

The Genki Japanese Method is usually regarded as the best one here on Reddit.

Bannable offence? High five taunt exploit. by landaaanin RUGC_Europe

[–]Carambar 1 point2 points ago

Oh wait, so that's why that scout is always like this. I thought it was a bug or something. Anyway, I think there's one scout who very often does this, although I don't know his name, if it's an exploit he should get a warning.

It may sound insignificant, but I just paid off my credit card, my car and my student loan and now don't owe any bank a single dollar. What are your achievements you'd like to share? by thatguyintheskyin AskReddit

[–]Carambar 0 points1 point ago

But how? I can't twist my dick around like it's a Carambar :( Maybe there are positions that are better than others?

It may sound insignificant, but I just paid off my credit card, my car and my student loan and now don't owe any bank a single dollar. What are your achievements you'd like to share? by thatguyintheskyin AskReddit

[–]Carambar -1 points0 points ago

It hurt her like hell, she had to stop instantly. The next day I went much more careful, and it went perfect except then I tried going full deep and that's when I felt something, and we had to pause cause it was so painful.

Finally I managed to gauge the limit pretty well and we both had a lot of pleasure :)

It may sound insignificant, but I just paid off my credit card, my car and my student loan and now don't owe any bank a single dollar. What are your achievements you'd like to share? by thatguyintheskyin AskReddit

[–]Carambar 4 points5 points ago

Well she went down kissing me and licking my nipples. She asked "do you like this or is it like meh" and I was like "meh", although she did it again the next day and it felt kind of nice. Anyway, then she kissed me on the tummy and navel and then put her tongue in my navel.

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It may sound insignificant, but I just paid off my credit card, my car and my student loan and now don't owe any bank a single dollar. What are your achievements you'd like to share? by thatguyintheskyin AskReddit

[–]Carambar 2 points3 points ago

I hope it will adapt. We didn't have much time, so I limited my penetration instead. If we have more opportunities I'll ask r/sex what they all think about this. Apparently I'm hitting her cervix or something.

Also yeah, she's maybe 30cm smaller than me, and it might be than Japanese girls' vagina is smaller since Japanese guys' penis is smaller too (according to her experience at least).

It may sound insignificant, but I just paid off my credit card, my car and my student loan and now don't owe any bank a single dollar. What are your achievements you'd like to share? by thatguyintheskyin AskReddit

[–]Carambar 65 points66 points ago

Great! I haven't had much sex in my life before so I don't know what the standard procedure is, however I think nipple-licking and navel-job are Japanese specialties. Apart from that it was mostly normal. I was surprised when she forced her tongue deep in my ear, and delighted when she sucked mine.

The only problem is that my penis is a little too long, so I couldn't go full depth without hurting her. I think I was penetrating her in the uterus or something, it felt like I was penetrating something else inside there. Good thing she wasn't pregnant, I'd have given her baby brain damage lol

edit: TIL about the cervix.

It may sound insignificant, but I just paid off my credit card, my car and my student loan and now don't owe any bank a single dollar. What are your achievements you'd like to share? by thatguyintheskyin AskReddit

[–]Carambar 92 points93 points ago

I had sex with a Japanese girl.

edit: this is truly an achievement to me. Last time I had sex was 6 years ago I think, and I had pretty much given up on girls. So, when I starting having sex with her I couldn't believe it was real (I'm the kind of awkward weaboo nerd geek skinny fetishing on japanese girls guy).

TIL LEAD TEEN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR ENT LE DAE by zappa_savesin circlejerk

[–]Carambar 11 points12 points ago

lol you were BORN an atheist. lmao stupid facebook user

I just took a shit. Reddit, should I wipe my ass? by shiznikin circlejerk

[–]Carambar 11 points12 points ago

FUTURAMA

TIL LEAD TEEN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR ENT LE DAE by zappa_savesin circlejerk

[–]Carambar 19 points20 points ago

upvoted for not making sense

UGC Summer Season 7 Highlander Info by Alpay93in SheepleHighlander

[–]Carambar 0 points1 point ago

Weapons on trial for S7: The Reserve Shooter

Does it mean I can has RS?

This is how my dad plays Diablo 3 by JMonk11in gaming

And RUGC UK is back up by janingein RUGC_Europe

[–]Carambar 0 points1 point ago

It used to but no it don't

Subreddit of the Century? by mstfuplxin RUGC_Europe

[–]Carambar 0 points1 point ago

FIRST

WHY IS THE SERVER EMPTY?! by janingein RUGC_Europe

[–]Carambar 0 points1 point ago

TOWELS ARE PEOPLE TOO

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