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My friends dog likes a nice breeze. by yumyumhelenin aww

[–]CARmakazie 0 points1 point ago

Betcha he gets mad when you blow in his face though, eh?

The League of Video Game Evil by Runewayburin gaming

[–]CARmakazie 1 point2 points ago

This seems more like a League of Nintendo's Evil Dudes. There are some easily more evil characters in video game history.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 0 points1 point ago

Phones? Fuck phones. Reddit is the ONLY WAY.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 0 points1 point ago

The J is in here too. Keep looking, yo!

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 1 point2 points ago

It's gone, at the moment. Probably hidden in the back room somewhere. I'll search for it. I'll also ask our illustrator to do more game-themed ads.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 1 point2 points ago

An A. Hard A. Works with a J.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 0 points1 point ago

All is forgiven, friend :D

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 0 points1 point ago

Noooope! I DO work up front.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 1 point2 points ago

Phones? Fuck phones. Reddit is the ONLY way.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 0 points1 point ago

Silverton, friend. What about you?

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 1 point2 points ago

That would have just been rude. I would have cried like a bitch, just to be honest.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 1 point2 points ago

Ohmahgah. I work RIGHT NEXT to the bakery at my store. Shit smells SO freaking good every single day.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 1 point2 points ago

Ah. This one is the Silverton Roth's. First one there was, and Mr. Roth comes in almost daily. We have good times around here.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'm an upvotanologist. I think you apply to my field of upvotology.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 1 point2 points ago

That being said, I still upboated all the comments making fun of my spelling errors. I went to bed not expecting this to catch anyone's attention.Woke up to people not entirely astonished by the picture, but rather, my spelling (and accidental creation of a word). You guys so cray.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 2 points3 points ago

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be there in June. You can hire me then.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 1 point2 points ago

Trust me, it isn't my manager. Our illustrator is a huge game fan (didn't know this till yesterday). Has played, and beaten, each Mass Effect. And now, he's having a good time with Red Dead too.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 0 points1 point ago

Upboats for trying. Not sure why you're getting downvoted so much. Trader Joes could use some free advertising too.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I'm almost thinking I want your job. Browse Reddit all day, enjoy New York, get paid. But then....who would post Roth's illustrationist's signs?!

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 5 points6 points ago

You'll love to love me for inventening words. See, look at me go.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 10 points11 points ago*

Yeah. I'm looking back on that now. Mistakes were made. Laughs were also had. For some reason, I'm imagining you guys all as Willy Wanka at the end of the movie, crazed, screaming "ILLUSTRATIONIST?!?"

Edit: herp. Edit: derp.

So, our store's 60+ year old illustrationist is apparently a Mass Effect fan... by CARmakaziein gaming

[–]CARmakazie[S] 0 points1 point ago

What would you say if we played charades not too long ago in a tiny house. Would the words "asphalt jungle" ring any bells?

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