My friends dog likes a nice breeze.

yumyumhelen · 4 days

Betcha he gets mad when you blow in his face though, eh?

Runewaybur · 18 days

This seems more like a League of Nintendo's Evil Dudes. There are some easily more evil characters in video game history.

CARmakazie · 27 days

Phones? Fuck phones. Reddit is the ONLY WAY.

CARmakazie · 27 days

The J is in here too. Keep looking, yo!

CARmakazie · 28 days

It's gone, at the moment. Probably hidden in the back room somewhere. I'll search for it. I'll also ask our illustrator to do more game-themed ads.

CARmakazie · 28 days

An A. Hard A. Works with a J.

CARmakazie · 28 days

All is forgiven, friend :D

CARmakazie · 28 days

Noooope! I DO work up front.

CARmakazie · 28 days

Phones? Fuck phones. Reddit is the ONLY way.

CARmakazie · 28 days

Silverton, friend. What about you?

CARmakazie · 28 days

That would have just been rude. I would have cried like a bitch, just to be honest.

CARmakazie · 28 days

Ohmahgah. I work RIGHT NEXT to the bakery at my store. Shit smells SO freaking good every single day.

CARmakazie · 28 days

At Roth's.

CARmakazie · 28 days

Ah. This one is the Silverton Roth's. First one there was, and Mr. Roth comes in almost daily. We have good times around here.

CARmakazie · 28 days

I'm an upvotanologist. I think you apply to my field of upvotology.

CARmakazie · 28 days

That being said, I still upboated all the comments making fun of my spelling errors. I went to bed not expecting this to catch anyone's attention.Woke up to people not entirely astonished by the picture, but rather, my spelling (and accidental creation of a word). You guys so cray.

CARmakazie · 28 days

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be there in June. You can hire me then.

CARmakazie · 28 days

Trust me, it isn't my manager. Our illustrator is a huge game fan (didn't know this till yesterday). Has played, and beaten, each Mass Effect. And now, he's having a good time with Red Dead too.

CARmakazie · 28 days

You live in Silverton?

CARmakazie · 28 days

Upboats for trying. Not sure why you're getting downvoted so much. Trader Joes could use some free advertising too.

CARmakazie · 28 days

Yeah, I'm almost thinking I want your job. Browse Reddit all day, enjoy New York, get paid. But then....who would post Roth's illustrationist's signs?!

CARmakazie · 28 days

You'll love to love me for inventening words. See, look at me go.

CARmakazie · 28 days

Yeah. I'm looking back on that now. Mistakes were made. Laughs were also had. For some reason, I'm imagining you guys all as Willy Wanka at the end of the movie, crazed, screaming "ILLUSTRATIONIST?!?"

Edit: herp. Edit: derp.

CARmakazie · 28 days

Silverton, yo.

CARmakazie · 28 days

What would you say if we played charades not too long ago in a tiny house. Would the words "asphalt jungle" ring any bells?

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