It was the first day of my Biology class this year and a man walks into the auditorium seating, he was one of the professor's former students. The professor told him to wait outside, the man left then came back into the auditorium and walked up to the teacher and shot him in the chest. The man then ran out of the auditorium as chaos ensued, people started calling 911 and everything. Everyone stayed in the auditorium as the police came in (surprisingly fast), the police officers then started questioning every single student in the class including myself asking what they saw, what did the man look like, yada yada. They put our professor in a body bag and up on a stretcher, then it got weird. The police told everyone to get back in their seats, and then behind him you see my professor arise out of the body bag and sits up on the stretcher and says "surprise!". I practically pissed my pants, some people who were crying their eyes out instantly stopped. But mostly everyone was silent in shock. The police officer then hands him all the reports given by the students in regards to the shooter and the situation. The shooter then walks in and shakes the professors hand and they exchange greetings.

The proffesor then says to the class, "In Biology it is incredibly important to pay attention to details, that's what I was testing here today" as he holds the papers in the air. He ended up grading the police reports on how close they were to the real shooter and events that occurred.

Turns out he does weird shit like this to all his freshman classes, last year he pulled out a chainsaw and cut a table in half or something in front of the class.