Shark eggs. Don't worry about it, the pups eat their way out eventually. Just be sure you aren't getting baptized when they decide to come out.

Mine picked yesterday to erupt forth from the head of my stately member. I had just been dunked by the preacher then BAM flying baby sharks burst forth in a fountain of flashing maws and gnashing teeth from my crotch.

They just swam around in the baptizing pool. I cauterized my dickhead with a blow torch, LIKE A BOSS.

I was kicked out of the church. something about obvious demon spawn.