I can fix that. I'll make him miserable.

You may have gotten a raise, but 10% of Americans are unemployed right now. Goldman Sach's CEO makes more in a day than you'll make in a year, and more in year than you're likely to make in your whole life.

Your car emits CO2 which is a greenhouse gas contributing to global warming. You're an asshole for even wanting a car.

By paying rent into an apartment, you're lining someone else's pockets while saving no equity for yourself... which hardly matters anyway considering as how the interest rates on a mortgage for a house would simply enslave you to the banking system that is raping the US and world economies. You will always be a pawn in the game of the super-rich, who don't even need to work to make money, since they've got wave-slaves like you doing the work for them.

According to the cads and dads hypothesis, marriage is an awful option. Your wife is likely to cuckold you to some "cad". While we're at it, something like half of all marriages fail, and, in the fallout of your divorce, you're likely to become enslaved to your soon-to-be ex-wife, paying alimony until the day you die. Again, not that it matters, because life is nothing, and, someday, you'll welcome the sweet oblivion of death, the sum-total of your life's works being quickly forgotten as the few people that you developed lasting relationships with in life also die. If you had kids with your soon-to-be ex-wife, they'll have forgotten you right up until the point that you die and they, like locusts, descent upon the paltry fortune that you've amassed in your life and divide it up amongst themselves and their disgusting offspring.

So, you know, enjoy it while you can.. or don't. It doesn't matter.