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[–]TexansTheoreticalEnglish 80 points81 points ago

Kelly Clarkson manages to look like a totally different person each time I see her.

[–]Packersmkhorn 124 points125 points ago

Go away GoDaddy.

[–]Ravenseromitlab 57 points58 points ago

GRONK ANKLE HURT

GRONK STILL PLAY

[–]Patriotsryanj21 48 points49 points ago

Who ever just had a safety of the first scoring play just won them selves 10 grand..

[–]TexansOleDaneBoy 25 points26 points ago

And is passed out from cumming in their pants so hard

[–]49erspneumo 46 points47 points ago

what the fuck is darth vader doing on Tatooine?

[–]Billsmeatsbeat 75 points76 points ago

Custody hearing.

[–]Saintsbritishchris 134 points135 points ago

So in the UK the Superbowl is being shown on BBC. Because there are no commercials we basically get more time with the presenters in the UK studio, who are taking the time to explain everything that's going on. It's like NFL for Dummies and it's AWESOME.

I hope that the BBC show more NFL games in the future, they're doing an awesome job.

edit: That being said I feel sad that I'm missing out on the commercials...

[–]SarcasticGuy 134 points135 points ago

They must've had a hell of a time explaining that fucking safety.

[–]TexansOleDaneBoy 25 points26 points ago

"it's like offsides... Called on the ball"

[–]Patriotsthis_sort_of_thing 40 points41 points ago

LOL HOW THE FUCK ARE WE WINNING

[–]TexansTheoreticalEnglish 38 points39 points ago

Patriots sure won the battle of the intro music there.

[–]PatriotsZuraziba 19 points20 points ago

Agreed. I was hoping for the Imperial March though...

[–]BearsAngry_Caveman_Lawyer[M] 107 points108 points ago

You guys see the clickable stuff across the top? How frigging sweet is that eh?

[–]DolphinsCorruption249 51 points52 points ago

[–]Chiefsbay_wolf 32 points33 points ago

I'm so fucking excited for today but at the same time I'm sad that this is the last football game that will be played for months.

[–]Billssimohayha 34 points35 points ago

Steve Gleason :(

[–]PatriotsSodiumWage 12 points13 points ago

I had no idea about his story. What a true fighter. TeamGleason.org

[–]Patriotsd_i 7 points8 points ago

Heartbreaking.

[–]49ersThe_Goodness 10 points11 points ago

I did not expect that clip at all and was truly touched by his story. Just the definition of bad things happening to good people. I wish him and his family the best of luck.

[–]Patriotsyouguysareseriousheh 59 points60 points ago

Aaron Rodgers calls Giants cheaters! Keep it up, Arod!

[–]BillsCMXI 46 points47 points ago

I'm a Yankees fan, but how dare you sully the good name of a respectable quarterback by associating him with our overpaid nancy-boy of a 3rd baseman!

[–]Giantsatrollsatan 88 points89 points ago

I would lick Faith Hill's glittery butt hole.

[–]PatriotsgENTleman92 25 points26 points ago

only thing i'll ever agree with, with a giants fan

[–]TexansTheoreticalEnglish 15 points16 points ago

I find this comment....disturbing (arousing)

[–]peopledownvoteme 32 points33 points ago

I fucking hate GoDaddy and how they keep trying to sell sex to sell domains. What the fuck??!!

[–]Billsmacks4386 58 points59 points ago

Looks like that 2-0 Giants prediction was right...

[–]BengalsSleziak 83 points84 points ago

I feel really bad for any foreigners watching. A safety off of an intentional grounding penalty. They don't know what the fuck is happening.

[–]ChargersTwoNine 25 points26 points ago

I vaguely understand it, it was bad right?

[–]Patriotsjoebos617 26 points27 points ago

BRB, suicide.

[–]BearsTurnerJ5 69 points70 points ago

Hahaha! Rodgers totally just called out the Giants for faking injuries to slow down the no-huddle.

[–]Vikingscadderly09 21 points22 points ago

first td catch this season by woodhead. GO SMALL WHITE PEOPLE!

[–]Cowboyscirca1015 23 points24 points ago

It is really great of Kelly Clarkson to hire all those Best Buy employees to sing with her.

[–]ChargersCheesyGoodness 20 points21 points ago

IF I DIDN'T MAKE BUDWEISER, YOU WOUDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS!

[–]Bengals20bDOTorg 42 points43 points ago

I'm drunk.

[–]Packersmkhorn 20 points21 points ago

I'm proud of you.

[–]BroncosHoovesCarveCraters 76 points77 points ago

I have no horse in this race, so I'm just going to destroy my body while hoping for a good game.

[–]PatriotsSodiumWage 33 points34 points ago

First pun of the day!

[–]BroncosHoovesCarveCraters 22 points23 points ago

Oh shit! I wasn't going for that.

[–]TexansSandy_106 44 points45 points ago

Prohibition banned Budweiser for 13 years

I'm not seeing a problem with this

[–]RaidersAndyRooney 21 points22 points ago

first scoring play a safety.....somebody just won a shitload in Vegas

[–]GiantsLayzeLes 23 points24 points ago

Fuck Go Daddy!!

[–]PatriotsReverseThePolarity 19 points20 points ago

Torn right ACL in the Super Bowl? Jeez.

[–]Patriotsdave256hali 20 points21 points ago

How can anyone not love wilfork?

[–]Redskinswhoopdedo 17 points18 points ago

Do the Pats think this is the Pro Bowl?

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[–]NFLJohnMaddenNovelty 89 points90 points ago

May the team with the most points at the end of the game win!

[–]Texanspotchbank[!] 40 points41 points ago

The thing about points is that you have to score them to win

[–]Vikingsdanieliable 15 points16 points ago

What is Ross celebrating, they still got the first down...

[–]Packersrosski47 47 points48 points ago

Damn Kelly Clarkson just threw down.

The addition of the marching drums was subtle and really nice too.

[–]Steelerspsychoticdream 14 points15 points ago

oh fuck you goddaddy

[–]49ersDevouringOne 15 points16 points ago

Is anyone else watching this alone?

[–]ChargersTuriGuiliano 8 points9 points ago

No. I have reddit.

[–]Coltsrazpotim 16 points17 points ago

Giants own first half completely, but Pats are up in points.

FUCK YOUR LOGIC.

[–]RedskinsKonjibhu 30 points31 points ago

Look at Eli's face during "America the Beautiful" and the national anthem.

Eli Manning hates America...

[–]Patriotsjasonmb17 28 points29 points ago

oh shit, i'm in a room with giants fans and might not survive the night

[–]Patriotskillingthedream 12 points13 points ago

I feel ya. looking at a 3:40 ratio

[–]Chargersmamjjasond 45 points46 points ago

BOOOOOO GoDaddy

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[–]peopledownvoteme 15 points16 points ago

Dont buy a 3D TV. The game doesnt look any better.

[–]PackersTappen_Zee 31 points32 points ago

FUCK YOU PHYSICS!! I'M BREAKDANCING ON A TIGHT ROPE!!

[–]Packerszebrake2010 13 points14 points ago

No, GoDaddy. We did not forget. Try again next year.

[–]Steelersciveng11 13 points14 points ago

God please let this be better than the Black Eyed Peas.

[–]JetsAC3FACE 16 points17 points ago

This half time show belongs in the dark depths of 4chan.

[–]PatriotsReverseThePolarity 12 points13 points ago

Cee Lo Green looks like he doesn't know what he's doing there.

[–]Bearsconexionz 80 points81 points ago

GRONK

[–]Patriotsradioshaq115 45 points46 points ago

GRONK RUN AND GRONK SMASH.

[–]Patriotsyouguysareseriousheh 57 points58 points ago

GRONK LIMP AND ALLOW SACKS. :((((((((

[–]Brownsbestadvocate 48 points49 points ago

GRONK MUST STAY AWAY FROM SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC THAT CALM GRONK DOWN.

[–]TexansShotgun_Mosquito 14 points15 points ago

Yay Clarkson, sang it right!

[–]Brownsbestadvocate 13 points14 points ago

I didn't think Brady would score on his first play.

[–]vonoatmeal 12 points13 points ago

that warning web content unrated disclaimer is basically a lie, and a very disappointing lie at that

[–]Vikingscilantroavocado 12 points13 points ago*

x from frontpage on /r/nfl (who's reading that now anyway?)

"I am in China, 5th tour, I have watched NFL all season via frontrow sports with hardly a hitch (the occasional buffering hassle but worth it) NBC is sucking sour post workout ass, and I have a righteous VPN, suggestions, assistance, prayers? or just fuck it and back to bed?" a month of reddit gold for a reliable workaround...

edit swimkid07 oranged me first so he she gets gold but profound thank you to all, sincerely, NBC was, for me, way way unacceptable...

[–]PackersMyHorseIsAmazinger 13 points14 points ago

ACL, poor guy.

[–]Giantsxspyd3rx 12 points13 points ago

Soo, anyone else switching over to the Puppy Bowl at halftime rather than watching Madonna and Nicki Minaj?

[–]Giantsster1ing 43 points44 points ago

hey Go Daddy.....fuck off

[–]BearsTurnerJ5[M] 23 points24 points ago

Thanks for being respectul and excellent to one another so far football fans.

This game is shaping up to be amazing.

[–]BuccaneerstroyANDabed 10 points11 points ago

Nothing excites me less than Madonna at half time. Are any other channels doing an alternate halftime show?

[–]BearsGatoroid 15 points16 points ago

PUPPY BOWL!!!!!

[–]Saintskajunkennyg 11 points12 points ago

You know it's a recession when GE and Budweiser have to go half on a commercial.

[–]EaglesPhilly1991 23 points24 points ago

Cee Lo Green looks like a gay Sith Lord right now.

[–]RaidersAndyRooney 49 points50 points ago

Worst actress: Danica Patrick.

Second worst actress: Woody Harrelson

[–]EaglesPhilly1991 21 points22 points ago

Trying to explain what just happened to a non fan is...a trying experience.

[–]skinker 11 points12 points ago

It's a win-win for Brady. If he wins: he just won a Super Bowl and he's banging a supermodel. If he loses: he's still banging a supermodel.

[–]peopledownvoteme 9 points10 points ago

So Papa Johns is giving away free pizza to everyone who has an account tomorrow... WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I MAKE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS

[–]Billssimohayha 12 points13 points ago

Fuck off godaddy

[–]Brownsbestadvocate 11 points12 points ago

Player of the game would be Steve Weatherford at this freaking point.

[–]Jaguarsjun2san 9 points10 points ago

Am I the only one who thought those Tom Brady graphics were hilarious?

[–]BurtonGus 31 points32 points ago

Stupid GoDaddy commercial

[–]Packersprichards 10 points11 points ago

I'm quite happy that NBC didn't fix the fact that a simple browser trick allows people outside the USA to see the awesome online coverage. The multiple camera angles are really cool.

[–]49ersklabob 8 points9 points ago

The girl microphone looks like a dildo ....

I can't be the only one!

[–]Steelerssmacksaw 9 points10 points ago

For some reason I keep envisioning Chase Blackburn doing something huge like intercepting Brady on an attempt to Gronkowski.

[–]49ersamagzz 9 points10 points ago

FREE PIZZA!

[–]PackersTheTallTerror 11 points12 points ago

SUPER SAFETY. Who had that as the first score?

[–]ChargersCheesyGoodness 8 points9 points ago

Fuck GoDaddy

[–]Bearsyngvius11 9 points10 points ago

Does anyone else feel like this has been a really quick half?

[–]RedskinsKonjibhu 8 points9 points ago

Was that a blowjob commercial?

[–]BurtonGus 10 points11 points ago

I don't think A million bucks will get any of that stuff

[–]Torncano 9 points10 points ago

That "World Peace" Finale should take care of the Iran tensions!

[–]Steelersbilltimbob 10 points11 points ago

Apparently that performance was dedicated to Metta World Peace.

[–]Ravensjallenscott 10 points11 points ago*

Did that Steve Gleason interview/segment in the pre-game get anyone else all emotional?

Edit: In case anyone else wants to donate and help his cause: teamgleason.org

[–]Coltsbassist_human 7 points8 points ago

Just noticed there's at least a 2 minute lag-time between my stream (from NBCSports) and the TV broadcast from NBC.

I find this really disappointing, NBCSports.com.

[–]ChargersMapquestify 15 points16 points ago

lol Giants won 20-17

[–]VikingsTroutz 9 points10 points ago

FUCK YES FREE PIZZA!

[–]Packersbriguy182182 8 points9 points ago

FREE PIZZA!

[–]RamsShakeNBakey 9 points10 points ago

HEADS! HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT PAPA JOHNS! AMERICA WINS!

[–]49erst_base 8 points9 points ago

Premium light beer A.K.A overpriced tainted water.

[–]Patriotsyour_inner_monologue 9 points10 points ago

WAT

[–]Patriotsradioshaq115 8 points9 points ago

Dumb fucking mistakes holy fucking shit.

[–]Vikingssammew 9 points10 points ago

THE PASS IN THE ENDZONE asdflishagbfshkdsgf CAUGHT!

[–]Brownsbestadvocate 9 points10 points ago

Dance that salsa!

[–]49ersDevouringOne 8 points9 points ago

pretty cocky tackle after the first down marker.

[–]Packerstherealdohr 23 points24 points ago

If this game is half the excitement of the Puppy Bowl, we are set for a great matchup!

[–]Bearsconexionz 25 points26 points ago

Super Bowl XLVI: The Revenge of the Patriots

[–]Giantskeinemehrhippy 20 points21 points ago

If that's the case Return of the Eli's will be a great one.

[–]TitansGin_Intoxic 14 points15 points ago

Anyone else think this halftime show is just.... Fucking weird?

[–]Giantskoolkat347 15 points16 points ago

fuck go daddy

[–]EaglesPhilly1991 5 points6 points ago

GET VAMPIRES OUT OF MY SUPERBOWL

[–]Jetsonlinesquid 8 points9 points ago

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT BALL FIT IN THERE?

[–]Coltsrazpotim 7 points8 points ago

CRUZ MOTHERFUCKERS!

[–]Broncosnatonio95 8 points9 points ago

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZ

[–]Ravensevertim5 8 points9 points ago

Hashtag hashtag hashtag

[–]EaglesPhilly1991 7 points8 points ago

Torn ACL for Beckum. Damn...

[–]TexansMisallocatedRacism 7 points8 points ago

Anyone know the score for the puppy bowl?

[–]Billsmeatsbeat 8 points9 points ago

They wouldn't have to avenge anything, if they were doing their damn jobs to begin with.

[–]ColtsDharmaBeer 8 points9 points ago

Go to your pantry. Open a can of tuna. Place can in front of you. Watch halftime show. It will be just like being there.

[–]NFLdtox12 8 points9 points ago

HOLY SHIT MADONNA JUST FELL INTO HELL.

[–]PatriotsReverseThePolarity 13 points14 points ago

Arrested Development reference in my NFL commercials? I'm okay with this.

[–]Patriotsthis_sort_of_thing 31 points32 points ago

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS SHIT. I WANT A GOOD CLEAN FIGHT. AND I WANT THE GIANTS TO DIE.

[–]49ersDevouringOne 14 points15 points ago

i think we can call that touchdown a "Pre-Madonna"

[–]Giantswolflarsen 7 points8 points ago

Two threads!??

No fair!!

I thought we were going for the reddit comment thread record of 10k+???

[–]BearsAngry_Caveman_Lawyer 10 points11 points ago

record is something like 22,000+ comments, and it killed reddit. (ya rly)

So, in the interest of getting our fandom on....we chose to break it up.

[–]BearsTurnerJ5 5 points6 points ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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[–]Eaglesjisip 7 points8 points ago

I can't believe I'm pigeonholed into wanting the patriots win again.

[–]EaglesLedatru 6 points7 points ago

Tom Brady is too sexy for his helmet

[–]PatriotsReverseThePolarity 6 points7 points ago

Hope to hear this:

"Vince Wilfork rushes for over 200 yards and 3 touchdowns as the leading rusher for the Patriots."

[–]LionsYSCapital 9 points10 points ago

Let's have a nice game. Let's have a nice repeat of superbowl 42.

[–]PatriotsRiggs909 6 points7 points ago

You want defense? You want defense? We're going to give you defense.

[–]Giantsmac2po 8 points9 points ago

Safety for the first score of the game? What the hell of the odds of that?

[–]Giantswhat__happened 9 points10 points ago

CRUUUUUUUUUUUZ

[–]CowboysTrooper2442 4 points5 points ago

"For charity."

[–]Lurkalldayerrday 6 points7 points ago

Ford is pissed that aired just now.

[–]Buccaneersimadethisfromboredom 6 points7 points ago

Alright, PG Softcore GoDaddy Porn.

[–]CowboysTrooper2442 8 points9 points ago

If you looked closely, Danica Patrick painted "SOPA" on that girls body.

[–]Ravenspizzaman2112 7 points8 points ago

GE MAKES BUD POSSIBLE, GLAD WE BAILED THEM OUT GOOD GOD.

[–]Steelerssmacksaw 6 points7 points ago

It's strange to think, but win or lose, a lot of these guys on the Patriots defense may not only be off the Pats next year, but not even starting for anyone. This defense is that bad.

[–]EaglesPhilly1991 7 points8 points ago

I will watch America's Got Talent just so I can witness the inevitable Howard Stern slip up on live television.

[–]RaidersDiozakrod 6 points7 points ago

FYI the polar bear commercials change depending on how the game is going. Pay attention to the color of their scarfs.

[–]ChargersTuriGuiliano 8 points9 points ago

"Ochocinco comes in the game." It's not like it matters

[–]PatriotsGoxBoxSocks 7 points8 points ago

Torn ACL, that's awful. Don't want to see that ever, no matter the team. Best wishes.

[–]PatriotsBR1ANSCALABR1NE 7 points8 points ago

Im gonna cry

[–]enad58 5 points6 points ago

For the first time ever, a punter gets the MVP award.

[–]PackersDrWtfhat 5 points6 points ago

Well cars.com, Im not sleeping tonight because of you.

[–]Jetseditnonameedit 7 points8 points ago

[–]Giantswargrunt 5 points6 points ago

They are waiting for Madonna to finish her can of Ensure.

[–]BurtonGus 6 points7 points ago

Fuck Jay Leno

[–]peopledownvoteme 7 points8 points ago

Lip-synching 80's songs. Thanks NFL for disappointing me for another year.

[–]GiantsJC915 7 points8 points ago

After this half-time show, i dont even want to win this game. I feel dirty.

[–]PatriotsDrippngYellowMadness 5 points6 points ago

Cee-Lo Green is the first person to sound like he's singing live on that stage.

[–]Texansialsolovebees 6 points7 points ago

Its bad when the best part of the halftime show is the floor.

[–]PackersTappen_Zee 9 points10 points ago

Madonna's stage just ate the field. Superbowl to be played next Sunday.

[–]PackersTheGoodDrStrawngarm 7 points8 points ago

If Madonna breaks into her version of "American Pie" I'll be the first to congratulate Ahmedinajed if he bombs her.

[–]RamsShakeNBakey 6 points7 points ago

World Peace? I didn't know Madonna was a Lakers fan

[–]JaguarsiKn0wr1gHt 7 points8 points ago

I would lick Christina Aguilara's butthole

[–]Ravenspizzaman2112 8 points9 points ago

If the Pats win Vince Wilfork gets Kraft Macaroni for life.

[–]JoypadRAGE 13 points14 points ago

If there's anybody in here from the UK looking for the best place to watch; it's live on BBC1 and you can watch the stream here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/tv/bbc_one_london/watchlive

It's really good quality too.

[–]Patriotsyouguysareseriousheh 17 points18 points ago

I WISH THEY WOULD MAKE MORE MOVIES ABOUT HOW AWESOME AMERICANS ARE AT KILLING PEOPLE IN DESERTS

I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE A STAND

[–]Bearsconexionz 12 points13 points ago

Let's go Brady!!!

[–]EaglesLedatru 8 points9 points ago

that hyundai ad sucked

[–]EaglesPhilly1991 10 points11 points ago

Note to non fans: Yelling loudly at every little thing doesn't make you a real fan. It makes you annoying

[–]PatriotsReverseThePolarity 3 points4 points ago

I really wish the Super Bowl was on Saturday night.

[–]PatriotsReverseThePolarity 4 points5 points ago

Looks like Rodgers got to the Super Bowl after all this year.

[–]Bearsjestalotofjunk 4 points5 points ago

This thread is fucking awesome, you Americans must love this game. Guest Giants fan here.

[–]Steelerssmacksaw 6 points7 points ago

I love how Brady "accidentally" broke his helmet and it needed to be fixed so he could run out where we could admire his sexiness.

[–]Eaglesjisip 6 points7 points ago

Bitch looks like a fish.

[–]Jetsilovespink 6 points7 points ago

Well done Kelly Clarkson. Well done.

[–]Chiefsbay_wolf 6 points7 points ago

It's heads! FREE PIZZA!!!

[–]TexansShotgun_Mosquito 6 points7 points ago

so did everyone in the world win Papa John's or not? I forget.

[–]Cardinalsel_chupa_cabra 6 points7 points ago

Did I just see Vince Wilfork REFUSE Justin Tuck's handshake?

[–]Packersjfudge 5 points6 points ago

Eli talks like his tongue is too big for his mouth.

[–]Eaglesnme91 5 points6 points ago

A lot of people just lost a bet on how the first score would come.

[–]GiantsA_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 3 points4 points ago

Well now all my score grids are screwed

[–]ChargersCheesyGoodness 5 points6 points ago

Did anyone make a prop bet that a safety would be the first score? DON'T LIE

[–]Jetsjohnconnor8100 6 points7 points ago

Tom Brady leading the Giants in scoring

[–]secretredfoxx 5 points6 points ago

whoever bet on a safety for the first points scored during the super bowl is having the night of their life.

[–]peopledownvoteme 4 points5 points ago

This is gonna be like the Giants vs Packers game

[–]Packersmkhorn 8 points9 points ago

This game is off to a bizarre start.

[–]ColtsPixelpaws 5 points6 points ago

Wow. The Patriots can recover a fumble but can't figure out how to count to 11...

[–]Billsmacks4386 6 points7 points ago

Cruz too good

[–]FalconsLetsgetitkraken 6 points7 points ago

God damn that was on point

[–]Cowboysbillian85 5 points6 points ago

So much football left...but there aren't many worse ways to start a Super Bowl...

[–]PatriotsLinguisticAnarchist 5 points6 points ago

Please Great FSM, for the sake of my husband's sanity, let us win this game.

[–]PackersMyHorseIsAmazinger 3 points4 points ago

My Wessy got flattened D:

[–]Brownsbestadvocate 6 points7 points ago

Go to hell Daddy! Sopa bastards.

[–]Chiefsdarkfade 4 points5 points ago

Anyone else notice that one grey pixel on the upper right of the nbc stream? Well if you didn't you will now.

[–]EaglesPhilly1991 7 points8 points ago

This "We Are Young" song is turning into the new "Pumped Up Kicks".

[–]Hey_Meoq 7 points8 points ago

Now Star Wars can suck in yet one more dimension.

[–]PatriotsRiggs909 6 points7 points ago

Hernandez just took 10 years off my lifespan.