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What's the most surprising thing you've learned about food by cooking? (self.Cooking)
submitted 4 months ago by silentnoise
I learned that garlic is sticky. I had no idea!
[–]milktart 71 points72 points73 points 4 months ago
When melting chocolate, even the TINIEST bit of water will cause the chocolate to become grainy and unpalatable.
[–]Leftvote 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
Cook here.
If you react soon enough, vigorously stir butter into the chocolate and it will become smooth again.
[–]ptabs226 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Non cook here, I've used canola oil in a pinch too.
[–]Benthedude 65 points66 points67 points 4 months ago
Dog here, don't let me have chocolate please.
[–]chrisostermann 20 points21 points22 points 4 months ago
This kills the dog.
[–][deleted] 4 months ago
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[–]dev_random 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
Ruined chocolate: as bad as nuclear fallout. I'm down with this.
[–]Zberry1978 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
Just add more water. sounds crazy but it works
[–]milktart 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
For a ganache?
[–]BiaXia 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Heston Blumenthal gives a brief explanation of the science behind it.
[–]deadsoon 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Is THAT what that means? Like Water for Chocolate?
[–]MikeyToo 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
First time making chocolate-covered strawberries for my then GF now wife. Thought "How hard can this be?" Improvise double boiler from two pots, dump a half bag of chips into inner pot, stir. It's too thick. Oh, I know, add milk! Chocolate goes crazy! FAIL!
Quick check of interwebs for correct method of thinning melted chocolate. Strawberries come out fantastic and many points are earned.
[–]FLYBOY611 64 points65 points66 points 4 months ago
Adding a degree of salt to chocolate or sugary confections makes the end result taste sweeter.
[–]Meeeeh 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
I call it the magic pinch
[–]efmac 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
So good! Salt reduces the perception of bitterness which allows the sweetness to really grab your attention, especially when it's supporting something bitter like chocolate.
[–]thetruthoftensux 53 points54 points55 points 4 months ago
That it's not really difficult or expensive to make good food.
[–]TheTalentedAmateur 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
It is actually cheaper and healthier than buying HungryMan frozen plastic stuff.
[–]The_Bard 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Can someone explain why the rotisserie chicken at the super market is cheaper than a whole chicken raw?
[–]pinkocommieliberal 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
Classic priming. The smell of the roasted chicken makes you hungrier, and you buy more food overall. It's a grocery loss-leader.
[–]averyv 90 points91 points92 points 4 months ago
milk expands faster than a motherfucker when boiled. watch that shit.
[–]Snoron 42 points43 points44 points 4 months ago
How fast does a motherfucker expand?
[–]Kuonji 148 points149 points150 points 4 months ago
Slightly slower than boiling milk.
[–]Tactful 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Boiling milk is about 1.65 motherfucks, I read it in the new Deliah Smith book.
[–]OrePhan 24 points25 points26 points 4 months ago
Please think about what you just asked.
[–]milktart 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
real fast!
[–]ReverendEnder 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Is there a name for this kind of humor? Because it is my favorite kind.
[–]wmidl 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I learned this the hard way. I.e. leaving the room for a few minutes to find the burner covered in frothing milk which was already beginning to singe onto and under the coils.
[–]averyv 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Nice. Mine was much more me and a college roommate talking about how excited we were fot this ridiculous (and ridiculously bad) cheese soup recipe we had "invented".
It went from "oh man this is going to be awesome" to "IS THAT VIGO THE CARPATHIAN??" in about one second.
[–]dishie 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Super easy beer and cheese soup:
[–]Tarpo76 43 points44 points45 points 4 months ago
Not everyone thinks Cilantro tastes like soap.. and not everyone thinks Rosemary tastes like a shitty pine tree.
[–]TheTalentedAmateur 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
And Thyme balances Rosemary.
[–]bilbravo 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
My wife loves cilantro and I had to find an article about this for her to understand why I can only take it sparingly.
[–]ZachSka87 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I am the same way. It literally sucks the breath out of my body.
[–]ZachSka87 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Cilantro tastes like soap and Rosemary tastes like a shitty pine tree.
I don't care what OTHER people think, that shit is NASTY.
[–]h_lehmann 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Cilantro is awesome. Those to whom it tastes like soap are genetic mutants. We'd be doing the world a favor by not feeding them any alternatives, thereby helping improve our gene pool.
[–]MaIakai 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Fuck cilantro, It doesn't take like soap to me. But it's a nasty overpowering taste to me. A small bit ruins my food.
[–]Gollygoshdarnscurvy 163 points164 points165 points 4 months ago
Even if you mess up, 90% of the time, the resulting product will still be edible. And even tasty.
So there is no need to stress and bother when you try out new recipes.
[–]marinaol 44 points45 points46 points 4 months ago
When I totally screw something up I just make it REALLY spicy. Can't taste shit if your mouth's on fire.
[–]specialkake 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
"Man, these cupcakes SUCK!"
[–]goingnorthwest 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
I came here to post that over salting is the only thing that is impossible to fix without diluting it somehow.
[–]Chocablock 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Using potatoes to soak up excess salt in soups , stews etc works too
[–]Raye_Penber 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
This is a myth, sorry. Yes, it will absorb some salt, but it also absorbs a proportional amount of liquid, leaving the soup/stew just as salty.
[–]daglebagel 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
If you add a little bit of sugar at a time, it will take some of the saltiness away. Try it next time
[–]kirbybunny 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Thank you for this - I need to relax and enjoy the cooking process more.
[–]Powdertok1n 36 points37 points38 points 4 months ago
Butchering a Duck (Or any animal) is NOT something you can read about and then do, it takes a few times to get it right.
[–]gambalore 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
Step-by-step videos have been a godsend for me when trying to learn how to butcher something at home.
[–]erikpotter82 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
I apprentice under an award winning chef, and I've seen him chuck hot pans at people for wasting any product while breaking down a chicken.
[–]ReverendEnder 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Humans, too.
[–]Eilif 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
You should also have the right tools on hand. Trying to spatchcock a chicken with dull shears/no butcher knife ended up turning into a scene straight from a horror film, as I tried cracking difficult bones by hammer-stabbing them with said shears. Was great fun, in retrospect.
[–]mynameishutch 27 points28 points29 points 4 months ago
That it's not as easy to fuck everything up as I thought it would be.
[–]ThundarPawnch 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
That's pretty much the whole idea of cooking. Unless you burn the crap out of it, it's most likely still edible.
[–]alphagirl 27 points28 points29 points 4 months ago
Cold onions make you cry less.
[–]ROBOT-DINOSAUR-NINJA 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
Forget that! Then I don't get to look authentically sad, chopping onions while singing "dust in the wind" by "kansas".
[–]marinaol 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
My contacts make me immune to onions. I'm like a super hero with a really stupid super power.
[–]Gazook89 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Well shit. I never understood why onions didn't bother me and now I know. Unfortunately I just switched to glasses this week. Now I'll know the suffering
[–]ediblePoly 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
What makes you cry when you cut onions is that you're breaking cell walls with your knife. The chemicals released from within the cells react with the chemicals in your tears to create sulfuric acid. Not enough to cause any real harm, just enough to sting. Cutting onions with a very sharp knife will also help make you tear up less because it won't break as many cell walls.
[–]mariahmce 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Wear contact lenses when you cut onions and you'll never cry.
[–]mmmfapfapfap 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Also, if you do end up crying, sticking your face in a freezer also helps. We used to go stand in the walk-in freezers for a minute at the restaurant I used to work at. Works every time.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago*
Get a pairing knife, cut out the root and you wont cry. I'll go take a few pictures as an example. I'll be back soon with an edit.
Edit: As promised. No More Tears.
[–]FourPartFox 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Yes! I squeeze onions under cold water before cutting, and it really cuts down on the tearing up!
[–]iammolotov 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Where have you been all my life?
[–]nata156 25 points26 points27 points 4 months ago
Better butter brands actually DO make a difference. I've gone through many brands while trying to make pie crusts and desserts. Makes a world of a difference.
[–]ROBOT-DINOSAUR-NINJA 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Since you seem down with butter, I may be preaching to the choir here but...
If you have an south asian / east indian grocery around, go and look for some "asli" butter (or "ghee").
It will blow your fucking MIND! It doesn't have an exotic taste or anything, just the most buttery butter flavour ever!
[–]prances_with_pantses 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but isn't ghee just clarified butter?
[–]PancakeGenocide 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
That is exactly what it is.
[–]ROBOT-DINOSAUR-NINJA 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
It's a type of clarified butter, but it's not just clarified butter.
[–]raznog 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Really? As in don't buy store brand? Which brand have you had the best luck with?
[–]Bran_Solo 21 points22 points23 points 4 months ago
Kerrygold Irish Butter is delicious.
[–]sunstorm77 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
and expensive.
[–]cmiller1 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
http://www.plugra.com/
[–]shrimants 41 points42 points43 points 4 months ago
for one thing, I learned that food keeps cooking after you take it off the heat, so you either need to take it off ahead of time or you need to figure out how to make it stop cooking.
For another thing, I learned what kind of ridiculous difference it makes when you switch from in-store pre-made seasoning packets and "quick meal" ideas to making things from scratch using your own blends, no matter how basic the blend is. The expection to this is The Joy Of Cooking's recipe for Chili. I fucked that up BADLY.
[–]iammolotov 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
Taco seasoning, chili seasoning, pancake mix, barbecue sauce, gravy, etc, all so much better homemade. And generally very easy too.
[–]shrimants 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
havent considered pancake mix or taco seasoning. I screwed up chili seasoning miserably. No one in the house likes BBQ (we're indian and its too different of a flavor). This year's thanksgiving gravy was done using the turkey by making a reduction of the drippings, skimming the fat, and adding roux. It was fucking amazing.
I fucked up chili so bad. The joy of cooking thinks its mostly paprika and oregano. I'm calling shenanigans.
[–]jenzthename 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
My chili seasoning is chili powder, cumin powder, paprika, oregano, red pepper flake. Approx decreasing amount order. I wing it.
[–]TheTalentedAmateur 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Try a hint of cinnamon in there with an acid. They cook 'under' the others but don't quite disappear. Sort of like it incites the others to a flavor revolution.
[–]jenzthename 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Acid, like vinegar? Or wine? I'll sometimes deglaze the meat pan with red wine, would that work?
[–]renegade 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Chili is infinite, its own food group. You'll find "chili" with chocolate, coffee, cinnamon, all kinds of crazy shit.
This is my latest fave; http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Pork-Beef-and-Black-Bean-Chili-107280
[–]MuppetManiac 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
The Joy of Cooking's recipes were supposedly not field tested. At all.
[–]ChristineInTheKitchn 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I believe this. There are some really fantastic recipes/ideas in there, and I have an old edition and love some things about it. However, I have made some BAD SHIT from there. Like, whoa.
So disappointing.
you need to figure out how to make it stop cooking
I keep a trough of water next to the stove, in order to "quench" my steaks when they are done. There's an art to it.. like forging a Katana.
just kidding btw...
[–]chipsambos 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
Picking up a hot pan with a wet cloth was surprising to me (although obviously it shouldn't have been)... a mistake you make exactly once :(
[–]ROBOT-DINOSAUR-NINJA 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
HAHA
For me it was a hot tray of chicken wings... not only did I burn my hand, but I lost many a man overboard on that dreadful day.
[–]traken 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
You dropped chicken wings? A committee is being formed to reconsider your Man status.
[–]ROBOT-DINOSAUR-NINJA 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I submit to the judgement of the tribunal. In my defense, I saved any wing not directly touching floor.
[–]CakeEater 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago
Rice...don't fuck with it
[–]iamflustered 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
also washing the rice before cooking until the liquid is clear makes a huge difference.
[–]drinkalcohol 16 points17 points18 points 4 months ago*
Most breads, flatbreads, pastas, etc. are the same 4-8 ingredients, just in different proportions.
After you become used to making a bunch of different kinds, you really get a feel for how the different ingredients affect each other. This is when you gain the ability to troubleshoot on the fly, which is what it takes to be a good baker, because recipes often require adjustment due to humidity, the brand of flour, the size of the eggs, etc.
[–]millerhighlife 47 points48 points49 points 4 months ago
Butter and margarine are in no way related to each other and you should never try to cook with margarine.
[–]ROBOT-DINOSAUR-NINJA 19 points20 points21 points 4 months ago
When I was about twelve years old I wanted to bake some peanut butter cookies, and didn't have butter, so I substituted margarine.
They basically expanded in the oven to fill the entire cookie tray, and then conducted the heat to flash-fry the sugar and flour in the cookies... I might as well have poured self-leveling concrete into the oven.
[–]mouseyd 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
I could not make a roux for YEARS, then tried it once with real fucking butter instead of margarine and realized what a dumbass I am.
[–]Nessie 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
tldr -- rouxed all those lost years
[–]macros-the-black 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
Red onions go flouro pink when you put vinegar on them.
[–]PedroTheWizard 15 points16 points17 points 4 months ago
I learned that the different cooking methods impact the taste of food. When I was a kid, I hated when we had asparagus for dinner. It meant that it was boiled and came with a side of mayo. Not until I learned to cook for myself that I learned that if I grilled the asparagus, it tasted so much better!
[–]sixincomefigure 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago*
Growing up I thought I hated pumpkin, mushrooms, asparagus, cabbage, green beans and Brussels sprouts. I now love all of these things because I've learned how to cook them.
(As a general rule, if in doubt, grill with olive oil and garlic.)
[–]TodayIAmGruntled 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
Erg, my mom used to boil Brussels sprouts, and I hated them. I hated the stench in the kitchen as much as the flavor. Last summer, I went to a local restaurant that uses seasonal produce from local markets. They served steamed sprouts lightly dressed with garlic butter with my meal, which I wasn't expecting. I gave it a shot figuring I'd remember how much I hate them. I took one bite, skipped the steak, and asked for more sprouts. On the way home, I stopped by the grocery store to buy more for dinner the next night. I now love them and can't get enough.
[–]OGB 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
Try roasting them at the 375 with olive oil, salt, pepper, and balsamic vinegar. Turn them after about ten minutes and cook them til theyre nicely browned, about twenty to twenty five altogether. You wont regret it.
[–]keeleyaurora 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
it was boiled and came with a side of mayo
ಠ_ಠ good god
[–]land_shark 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Ohhh, the charred tips are the best. Nutty!
[–]Sindja 31 points32 points33 points 4 months ago
Everything tastes better if you use fresh herbs instead of dried.
On that same note, I've also learned that letting your herbs flower is BAD!
[–]pyrobyro 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
I think it depends on your preferences. I love dried oregano.
[–]sometimes_i_work 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Oregano is the only one that is amazing dried, and MEH fresh. Weird but true.
[–]cflatjazz 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I've noticed that if my basil bolts (grows a flower stalk) that it gets kinda bitter. Just pinch off the head when it starts trying to bolt though.
[–]Sindja 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
That worked pretty well for me. Unfortunately by the time I learned this, it was far too late for my poor cilantro. :(
[–]TheGallopingGhost 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
Cilantro is going to bolt. There's nothing you can do about that. You just need to keep planting more of it, every couple weeks.
[–]JonBanes 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
harvest the seeds and you've got coriander!
[–]ColdYogurt 25 points26 points27 points 4 months ago
Do your prep work before you start cooking, not during.
On second thought, that is pretty Captain Obvious. Oh well, standing by it.
I still forget to do it/don't bother to do it and wish I had.
[–]smalleyes 13 points14 points15 points 4 months ago
that if you're wanting real authentic foods of other cultures in your own home you can't use the same cooking techniques you use for your own types of food.
aka: french cooking methods don't work when you're trying to cook japanese food.
[–]EbagI 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
The fact aht I can't cook really amazing indian food in my home because of this makes me sad :(
if only i had a tandoor.
[–]big_gordo 42 points43 points44 points 4 months ago
Basil seriously goes with EVERYTHING!
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Also garlic.
[–]anodognosic 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Basil ice cream. Amazing.
[–]cww 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I was watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives on a flight this evening, and the chef of one of the restaurants Guy visited kept adding a sprinkle of fresh, chopped basil as garnish to his dishes. It was an Italian place in New York City, so I figured it was just par for the course, but then I thought about it a bit more, and I think I'm with you: basil really does go with everything.
[–]cauchy37 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago*
I once added basil to my Thai curry, and I must say that this wasn't the best idea. The taste of it all was a bit weird and I wouldn't suggest it to anyone. Prolly the same around Indian cuisine.
edit: spelling, damn grammar!
[–]GrammaMo 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago*
Boiling sugar is extremely hot AND sticks to you.
[–]stkerr 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
Given 16 hours at 400 degrees, most food will turn into black, inedible dust.
[–]jimtk 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
I am surprised that you said "most food".
[–]SeniorJaleaDeUva 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
You can actually dry out meat or fish while braising or poaching. Nuts.
[–]ferality 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
You'd be surprised how often you get a LOT more food than you were originally planning for.
[–]drinkalcohol 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
DOP certified San Marzano tomatoes
Real San Marzanos will take your tomato sauces to another level. I am all about fresh ingredients, but this is one of the rare areas where canned is better.
Yes, they are expensive. Yes, they are worth it. The Cento brand can be found in most US grocery stores. It's the big yellow 28 oz can that costs $5. It must say "DOP Certified," not just "Certified"... Cento sells a few different types, so be careful.
[–]atavist 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
I was surprised by how easy it seemed once I started to think of everything in terms of heat management.
[–]AxisOfAwesome 8 points9 points10 points 4 months ago
The harder a dough is to work with, the better the end product is going to be.
[–]gainfultrouble 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
I can cook over an open fire better than I can on a stove.
[–]KissMeAlice 23 points24 points25 points 4 months ago
When I started making homemade tomato sauce or marinara, I learned that a longer cooking time really does make a difference. I now cook mine for 6 - 8 hours. I cannot believe how much better it tastes after 6 hours compared to trying it after 1 - 2 hours. :)
[–]Meeeeh 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
Yes! Some stuff really benefits from patience. Try caramelizing your onions extra slow....
[–]pyrobyro 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
When it comes to onions, I actually do mine really fast. Super high heat, add a little water once in a while. I can get the same product that you can get from slow cooking in a fraction of the time.
[–]pyrobyro 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Yes! Kenji is my favorite by far. I started off in math and physics and then switched to cooking, so his posts are definitely my style.
[–]Brastafarian 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
Do not microwave whole olives, it reacts just like metal.
[–]NoWeCant 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago
Well now i have to try this with an old microwave
[–]millerhighlife 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Have you tried grapes in the microwave? I've never used a glass like the guy in the video. I do have grapes on hand...
[–]desultorypawn 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
That food is so tasty. I used to hate eating.
[–]QuasarCustard 9 points10 points11 points 4 months ago
The biggest surprise for me was learning that searing meat does not "seal in" the juices but is what's known as the Maillard Reaction. It was doubly surprising because my father was a chef and I've grown up believing this because he taught me this.
Now, I sear my steaks to get that tasty caramelised crust, then finish them off in the oven on low heat to whatever the preferred "doneness." Usually 180 C for 10-15 minutes for medium-rare.
[–]erikpotter82 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Maillard reaction indeed. Brown food is good food. Try deglazing your pan after searing to get all the tasty good brown bits back onto your steak. Add a pat of butter, some garlic, and herbs of your choice before finishing in the oven. Let it rest for about 5 minutes before you dig in to let the juices settle.
[–]joekewle 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Sometimes things taste better after they sit in the fridge for a while. I noticed this especially with this recipe.
This is my go-to meal for feeding a small group of people, since I can divvy up all the other stuff that goes into a taco, I can make it early and warm up the day of, and who the hell doesn't like tacos?
Banana pudding, soy sauce chicken, cole slaw, and spaghetti for sure.
[–]lawlredditlawl 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Disagree strongly with spaghetti, but any baked pasta is definitely better. Day old lasagna mmmmm
[–]The_Real_JS 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
In general curries will always be better the next day. Cook it, chuck it in the fridge, and then cook a bit more the next day.
[–]Anaxiamander 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
If you cook a roast right, with a salt-and-sugar rub left cold overnight, you will not regret letting it sit cold for a day after. Took it from good to "I'm having this every meal until it's gone" good.
[–]dawbeachjack 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago*
vinegars are as nuanced as wine, keep several bottles.
[–]60secs 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
The secret to delicious, juicy meat is an accurate food thermometer (overcooking meat even a small amount makes it very dry).
[–]mamacrocker 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
That quality ingredients - and tools - make all the difference in the world.
[–]countontomorrow 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
A lot of the ingredients may have an equivalent for substitution. My favorite substitutions so far include plain yogurt for mayo, white sugar and molasses for brown sugar, and milk plus vinegar/lemon juice for buttermilk.
Common Substitutions
Also, garlic is very pungent when eaten raw.
[–]LittleBlarg 43 points44 points45 points 4 months ago
Meat comes from animals!
[–]deeperest 90 points91 points92 points 4 months ago
I refuse to eat meat that comes from animals. All mine comes from the grocery store, so none of those beautiful creatures are harmed.
[–]cuttups 34 points35 points36 points 4 months ago
I buy my meat directly from the animals. I don't want any middlemen getting money that should go to the hardworking animals.
[–]deeperest 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
From a filthy, lying animal? How can you trust a disgusting pile of fur and falsehoods to give you his best meat?
"Oh yes sir, my hooves are the tastiest part of me, right after the taint." I won't be doing THAT again, I can tell you that right now.
[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
But seriously. You should buy meet from a farmers market and make sure it is grass fed only. It will taste much better and will be better for you than the corn fed alternative.
[–]Nyx_The_Night 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
When cooking chili or any other spicy dishes, adding a little bit of apple sauce to the recipe will make it taste richer and spicier.
[–]LongLurker 12 points13 points14 points 4 months ago
I can cook just about anything as good or better than I eat in restaurants. With a little research, patience, and experimentation I can cook just about anything.
[–]jimtk 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Your statement is false for most fine restaurants. Fine restaurants will buy the best ingredients from the best producers locally and nationally at high prices. They use techniques that they learned practiced and perfected for years all over the world during a lifetime of experience they have acquired by preparing an inventing thousands and thousands of plates/meals/menus/recipes.
They have access to and the knowledge of equipment that also cost hundreds of thousands of dollars.
And you think think that google, wikipedia and practicing a technique 2 or 3 times will make you better than a fine chef?
[–]woofers02 14 points15 points16 points 4 months ago
SALT AND/OR PEPPER ALL THE THINGS!
[–]erikpotter82 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I agree with chef Marco Pierre White. Salt is a seasoning and should be used as such since it enhances the flavor of what you're seasoning. But pepper alters the flavor, rather than bringing it out.
[–]mariahmce 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Every vegetable tastes better when it's been roasted in olive oil.
[–]bobroberts7441 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Nothing ever goes to waste if you have a dog.
[–]2cats2hats 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Temperature and time are great ways to have better results.
[–]jayaiyaaya 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Marinate chicken in milk or buttermilk for a couple hours in the fridge.
[–]millerhighlife 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Oh and about garlic...I've found that when I chop strong garlic it makes me cry just like strong onions.
[–]upgrayedd08 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Put Sliced grapes in chicken salad. WOW.
[–]kirkt 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
To the OP: The garlic smell on your fingers is easily removed by rinsing you hand under running water with a piece of stainless steel. Try a spoon as you knife can be dangerous.
[–]CactaurJack 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago
Raw ginger is super spicy and will make your tongue hurt
[–]smootie 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
If your baking never seems to come out right, let your oven preheat an extra 15 minutes. My brownies are now fucking AWESOME.
[–]jenniferjuniper 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
That if you over salt a dish, throwing in some potato will solve everything (remove potato after). Also, Baking Powder is really just baking soda + Cream of Tarter. MIND BLOWN!
[–]Raye_Penber 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
The potato fixing a salty dish is wrong, sorry. Yes, it will absorb some of the salt, but it will also absorb a proportional amount of liquid, leaving the dish just as salty overall.
Potatoes don't magically select just salt, they basically just act like a sponge.
[–]mouseyd 7 points8 points9 points 4 months ago
But then can't you just add more unsalty liquid?
[–]Raye_Penber 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
You could, but simply removing a ladleful of the salty soup and then adding unsalty liquid would do the same thing as adding a potato and removing it.
Baking Powder is really just baking soda + Cream of Tarter.
no ... this can't possibly be true. i've been lied to my entire life?
[–]ianfw617 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
This isn't entirely true. Baking powder has baking soda in it but it also has a couple of other things thrown in there. I wouldn't substitute them because a) it would be very difficult to get the right proportions and b) the other stuff in there would affect the taste.
[–]crusader561 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
Burning oregano smells exactly like marijuana smoke.
EDIT: I was almost fired from my cooking job because I threw dried oregano on a burner. Supervisor thought I was getting high in the kitchen.
[–]mr_boomtastic 44 points45 points46 points 4 months ago
I think you mean burning oregano smells exactly like the terrible weed you got from a new dealer that is actually just oregano
[–]jordan22 11 points12 points13 points 4 months ago*
That salting water before it boils doesn't lower the boiling point . . . it adds flavor.
I felt a little dumb when I learned that one.
EDIT: Downvotes: How do they work?
[–]wal9000 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
It actually increases the boiling point, but only by a few degrees. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling-point_elevation
[–]MewsClues 3 points4 points5 points 4 months ago*
This is erroneous.
The amount of salt required to increase boiling temperature of water would render any food cooked in it inedible. You need roughly 1:5 ratio of Salt:Water to actually increase boiling temperature.
[–]yagsuomynona 10 points11 points12 points 4 months ago
Any amount of salt will increase the boiling temperature. The amount needed to make that increase noticeable will be very high. Increase in temperature isn't some boolean yes/no value, it is continuous.
[–]MewsClues 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Ok. Let me rephrase for the pedantic.
A 1:5 ratio of salt:water is a near equivalent to sea water (sea water is roughly around 3.5:10, some places is 2:5 but I digress), which raises boiling temperature by 2 degrees Celsius.
Given that most people use somewhere between 1:20/30 ratio of salt:water, assuming linear increase, you're raising the boiling temperature by approximately 0.5 degrees Celsius.
Salting water to increase temperature for boiling water to speed up/aide with cooking is a myth.
[–]yagsuomynona 5 points6 points7 points 4 months ago
Ok, we have established that raising the boiling point of water with salt is impractical and that the purpose of adding salt to water is not to raise the boiling point. But, saying that adding salt does not raise the boiling temperature at all is false.
I like to be exact.
[–]WaxProlix 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Pretty much everything I eat is just dead or dying stuff.
[–]adambelanger 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
It makes a big difference when you add butter to a cast iron skillet, especially when making scrambled eggs. If you add the butter before the pan is hot enough, it'll soak into the pores instead of creating a coating to cook on. This is, of course, an assumption based on my experiences. Others may find my comments ridiculous.
[–]Benthedude 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Cooking is all about timing, experience in how long stuff takes.
[–]The_Bard 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I thought I knew how to make rice until I got a rice cooker.
[–]mrmunch 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Acids and dairy products don't mix very well. "hrrm maybe if I just whip in some lime juice.... fuck"
[–]AncientMarinade 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
The mysterious, wonderfully universal application of crushed red peppers
[–]Rusty_Battleaxe 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
all noodles are not created equal
[–]_do_ob_ 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
If you put chocolate powder in a hot coffee, everything turn into a volcano.
[–]Tarkaan 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
Cakes are muffins are pancakes are quick breads...Pizza and spaghetti are the same thing. All these things are the same, they're just mixed differently.
[–]coolkid9 0 points1 point2 points 4 months ago
Shit is delicious.
[–]MikeyToo 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
Brining chicken gives it incredible flavor.
[–]mannyderts 6 points7 points8 points 4 months ago
that it ALWAYS tastes better when somone else cooks it.
[–]CDX74 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
opposite for me. There are a lot of things I won't bother to order in restaurants anymore, because I know I could do better at home for less.
[–]collegedropout 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Not for me, even if my dish doesn't turn out very good I enjoy it. I can't say I've made anything that I wouldn't eat but the pride I have in my work makes everything I make taste good to me. I learn along the way so I guess for me it's more about the cooking experience than the end result. Plus, I know what I like better than anyone else.
[–]lawlredditlawl 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
I might be the only one, but when I cook something I analyze the crap out of it, especially when it's something I'm winging...I still enjoy it but always analyzing what I'm eating just kinda sucks. With other people cooking I just get to sit back and enjoy the awesome food for what it is.
[–]a_large_rock 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
Onions are amazing. One of the most delicious soups you can make has (or can have) nothing but onions and water in it.
[–]failbruiser 4 points5 points6 points 4 months ago
any specifics? i know it's simple but i'd like to hear what kind of onion and ratio.
[–]Sea_sharp 2 points3 points4 points 4 months ago
I'm not sure if this is what a_large_rock was referring to, but there are a lot of delicious kinds of onions. You can make a very good soup using leeks, green, yellow and white onion as the main ingredients, and then top it with chives!
[–]luurrvezemusack 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I have to roast a chicken for an extra hour than expected. I always have pink legs when I follow the guidelines ...
[–]reg-o-matic 17 points18 points19 points 4 months ago
Wear long pants and no one will notice.
[–]Willravel 1 point2 points3 points 4 months ago
I thought I could cook an omelet. I most certainly couldn't.
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